Smallville Summer Hiatus Thread III (Spoilers)

[Procutus]

I hope no cameo by B & K...I honestly think they wouldn't.

I don't know... As AY pointed out, the Wonder Dorks are pretty good at pimping themselves.


I probably shouldn't have brought this up. They may read this thread and get ideas about aping Moore's cameo.

 

[Admiral_Young]

Really? With the amount of talking they do? I think the urge would be too much for them to refuse at least one scene. I agree with Guy's last statement with regards to our Ms. Sullivan. I wonder why we've not seen Gabe? I'm pretty sure he is still alive and put into witness protection after the attack on Chloe's life by Lionel, just a random thought that I have been mulling around with.

I've decided that as a special treat for you guys...I will post my alternate Smallville fan fic treatment after the series in May. I have to refine a few things.

 

[Jetfire]

Alt version of Smallville=It won't suck. I am in!

 

[Admiral_Young]

Hopefully it won't suck. It's how I would have done things in a five year arc with a few of my own personal changes.

 

[Jetfire]

I would like to write 10 season of Smallville how 10 seasons of Friends played out.

Clark=Joey
Lana=Rachel
Chloe=Monica
Pete=Chandler
Lex=Ross
Whitney=Phoebe (Now Whitney would be a female, a fellow cheerleader & her and Lana fool around on the side.)

But the Smallville characters would be written like their Friends counter parts.

 

[Admiral_Young]

I would read that in an instant.

 

[Jetfire]

I would like to write 10 season of Smallville how 10 seasons of Friends played out.

Clark=Joey [edit] Tom Welling
Lana=Rachel [edit] Kristin Kreuk
Chloe=Monica [edit] Allison Mack
Pete=Chandler [edit] Sam Jones III
Lex=Ross [edit] Michael Rosenbaum
Whitney=Phoebe (Now Whitney would be a female, a fellow cheerleader & her and Lana fool around on the side.) [edit] Erica Durance

But the Smallville characters would be written like their Friends counter parts.

Pilot: Lana leaves Barry at the alter and moves in with Chloe. Chloe goes on a date with Paul the wine guy, who turns out to be less than sincere. Lex is depressed about his failed marriage. Clark compares women to ice cream. Everyone watches Spanish soaps. Lex reveals his high school crush on Lana.

Break: Whitney dates a diplomat who doesn't speak english; she convinces Chloe to double with them so the translator will have a date. Pete and Clark gawk at the Xerox girl, who invites them both to a dance club. Lex interrupts Lana's late night emergency at the office, leading to a fight; Lana wants to take a break. Lex goes to the club and ends up kissing the Xerox girl.

Rosita: Lana breaks Clark's chair (Rosita) so she buys him a new one; meanwhile Pete thinks he broke it, so he replaces it with his own identical chair. Clark believes the chair miraculously healed itself, so Lana keeps the new chair. But Clark is jealous, so he breaks "his" chair so he can have Lana's. Mr. and Mrs. Luthor are selling their home so Lex and Chloe go to pick up their childhood things. Lex's are fine, but Chloe's have been ruined by flood water. To make it up to her, Mr. Luthor gives her his Porsche. Whitney takes a job as a telemarketer and her first contact (Earl) doesn't want to buy anything because he's planning to kill himself. Whitney convinces him to keep living.

And Lex & Chloe are brother and sister. [edit] Chloe takes the name Sullivan to separate her self from being a Luthor.

I don't believe in bringing in Lois until Joey...err, I mean Clark is Superman...but replace Eric Johnson with Erica Durance and she could be the "female Whitney"

 

[Admiral_Young]

Hahahahahahahaha.

 

[Guy Gardener]

That's just Marvelous.

 

[Jetfire]

And since the Kents have 7 daughters they take Clark in to be their only son.

Promise: In preparation for the wedding, Lex has the "big brother" talk with Pete, telling him that if he ever hurts Chloe, he'll kick Pete's ass. This amuses everybody. Chloe stresses that Lana will forget one of her responsibilities. Clark gets a part in a World War I movie (Over There), with an actor (Richard) who teaches him that great acting means enunciation, and enunciation means you spit. The wedding rehearsal dinner is held; Pete's parents feign civility. Pete freaks out about becoming "the Ross's" and disappears; Lex goes to look for him. The Luthor parents stop by the coffee shop; Mrs. Luthor takes a liking to Gunther. While Lana and Whitney wonder how to keep Chloe from finding out Pete is missing, Whitney finds a positive pregnancy test in Chloe's bathroom. Chark finds out he's scheduled to work the day of the wedding.

 

[Admiral_Young]

So Pete's actually funny and we can believe that he's Clark's best friend?

 

[Jetfire]

Sure.

Armadillo: Lex has his son, Ben, for the holidays and decides to teach him about Hanukkah. Ben can't handle the idea of no visit from Santa, so Lex tries at the last minute to find a Santa costume. The rental shop is all out so he rents an Armadillo costume instead. Things go from bad to worse but in the end he finally gets to give Ben Hanukkah and Christmas. Whitney's apartment in finally done being rebuilt after the fire. Worried that Lana won't want to move back in with her, she tries to rive a wedge between Clark and Lana by giving Clark a drumset and a tarantula. It backfires, but Lana wants to live with Whitney anyway. The apartment looks great but no longer has two separate bedrooms. Whitney likes the spaciousness, so Lana keeps living with Clark. Pete tries to master the art of smoothing slipping someone money during a handshake.

In this one Clark Dresses up as Superman.

[edit] As funny as this is...what pisses me off is when Smallville sucks...it sucks hard...when it is good...like a few points in S2, S3 and S5...and I am sure various points throughout...it is the best show on TV. I really hate it when people on here who have never seen the show or may watched part of an ep S1 says; "Is this show still on? or Are people still watching this show?" Obvious trolling.

 

[Samurai8472]

Aquaman and Mera

 

[Jetfire]

Elena Satine is so hot.

 

[Admiral_Young]

She is pretty hot. I'm actually looking forward to this episode. Mera has enjoyed the spotlight lately thanks to a starring role in "Blackest Night" and now "Brightest Day" something that Geoff Johns has said was done on purpose. I have to admit thanks to those books I have become a Mera fan. It would have been interesting to see her get introduced in the "Aquaman" spin off heh.

 

[Jetfire]

Episode #10-12: "Collateral"

Makes me wonder is someone is going to die...I think Chloe/AM returns around this ep...so it can't be her.

 

[Admiral_Young]

Tess "dies" in that episode to come back as a Fury! Kind of my theory.

 

[Jetfire]

I really hope she isn't a Fury. Being connected to the Luthors would be bad enough.

 

[Rowan Sjet]

Oh my fucking God Jet. Your avatar makes me wish I'd watched all of that episode now!

 

[Jack Bauer]

Black Canary returns in episode 11