Sheen, "voluntarily enters rehab center"

[Robert Maxwell]

Why is anyone paying attention to this self destructive idiot? It's long since ceased being funny, yet every media outlet is "Charlie tweeted this," and "Charlie said that..."

Stop reporting about him. He's just another drug addict.

You're just jelly. #Winning

 

[Mr. Adventure]

From what little I have followed of all this it at least sounds like Charlie is hanging with other corrupted types rather than seeking and needing to hurt innocent people like so many of these guys. I know a lot of people caught up in the wake of it are affected but still.

The thing that sticks in my craw the most about all of it is that while he's bragging about all this some lonely trucker is getting arrested for paying for a blow job and some guy is serving tens of years for having a large chunk of marijuana. The disparity of justice for the privileged sucks.

 

[JacksonArcher]

Warner Bros. to Charlie Sheen: "You're fired"

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Warner Bros. to Charlie Sheen: "You're fired"

In other news, Charlie Sheen is looking to hire an intern to help with "leveraging his social network." Oh my.

 

[Enterprise is Great]

Warner Bros. to Charlie Sheen: "You're fired"

So...not...WINNING!?!

 

[tomalak301]

Warner Bros. to Charlie Sheen: "You're fired"

And while Charlie Sheen is "Winning" the rest of the cast's future is up in the air. I hope they get paid and WB fulfills those contracts.

 

[JacksonArcher]

Warner Bros. to Charlie Sheen: "You're fired"

In other news, Charlie Sheen is looking to hire an intern to help with "leveraging his social network." Oh my.

"I should be Charlie Sheen's intern because I drink the blood of tigers and I am a bitchin' rock star from Mars. I also blow Charlie Sheen every day- the drug, of course. I am so good at blowing Charlie Sheen that I could probably blow the person because I blow the drug so much. Winning, duh."

 

[Starbreaker]

Highest paid actor on TV and he threw it all away... but he's on the news every second of every day, so it's probably an even trade off for his warped mind.

 

[kitkat]

Highest paid actor on TV and he threw it all away... but he's on the news every second of every day, so it's probably an even trade off for his warped mind.

Truth.

 

[Professor Zoom]

Warner Bros. to Charlie Sheen: "You're fired"

And so begins the lawsuits...

Edited to add.

On TMZ, Sheen's response.

"This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."

Love it. I didn't realize whales bReached, I thought they beached.... and welcome other warlock's from those other dimensions.

 

[the G-man]

Ted McGinley, call your agent.

 

[bigdaddy]

Of course he is from another dimension, they didn't want him anymore and he was kicked out.

 

[Agent Richard07]

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7AS25hyiBI[/yt]

Too soon?

That's a really good impression of Charlie Sheen.

 

[bryce]

"This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."

Love it. I didn't realize whales bReached, I thought they beached.... and welcome other warlock's from those other dimensions.

Whales breach.

Of course, nobody likes a smart-ass.

 

[FreezeC77]

I think Charlie Sheen is running out of material... That tweet reacting to the firing just repeated a buncha one-liners he's thrown out before. Kinda getting into a repetitive shtick from him now.

 

[Professor Zoom]

"This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."

Love it. I didn't realize whales bReached, I thought they beached.... and welcome other warlock's from those other dimensions.

Whales breach.

OHHH. I should thank the Warlock, he has taught me something today.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

I hate to say this, but I think I'm right.

 

[Snaploud]

I watched the Access Hollywood interview. I'm going to go against popular opinion and say that he'll stay sober and outlive his father.

 

[Aragorn]

So is this where they bring in Ted McGinley to give a few more years to a show that's already on life support (not counting his stint on Married with Children as an example)?

 

[Snaploud]

So is this where they bring in Ted McGinley to give a few more years to a show that's already on life support (not counting his stint on Married with Children as an example)?

The rumor is that they might give John Stamos a shot.

Edit: A couple other names were Jerry O'Connell and Donny Osmond.