Seven Words in TNG

[CaptainStoner]

they spackled the holes in Ten Forward.

 

[T'Girl]

which gave a view into Deanna's shower

 

[CoveTom]

(Wait, spackling holes opens a view? I guess it must be some sort of weird quantum inversion field.)

which, unfortunately, Worf was using at

 

[Red Ranger]

his leisure for cheap Klingon sexual thrills,

 

[CoveTom]

which includes singing Klingon opera while simultaneously

 

[T'Girl]

frying up some yummy corn beef hash

 

[CoveTom]

though the Empire's corned beef was quite

 

[Isis]

fatty, resulting in substandard hash. "Dammit, this

 

[Shatnertage]

will never do," Picard said.

"Bring out

 

[CoveTom]

the comfy chair," said Picard. Terrified, Worf

 

[T'Girl]

soiled himself in the middle of the ...

 

[CoveTom]

Klingon constipation dance, in which all warriors

 

[Shatnertage]

display their superior control.

"Not you! Pulaski!"

 

[T'Girl]

using the Klingon word (Pulaski) for diarrhea ...

 

[CoveTom]

Worf called for an emergency beam out.

 

[think]

As Worf's ass started to twitch Picard...

 

[T'Girl]

ominously began to dance the samba towards ...

 

[Red Ranger]

Beverly, who despised the samba quite intensely.

 

[CoveTom]

As a child, Beverly had seen the

 

[think]

endless reruns of old star trek episodes...