Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
been off teaching Zhumba," said Wesley. "Nudity
by Captains is now required," Wesley snickered.
"Wesley, we're Starfleet. We don't lie," said
Picard, who then began his morning calasthenics.
This sight prompted Yar to voluntarily dive
Worf gazed admiringly as Picard did squat-thrust
(s). "For an older human, he's got excellent
pecs. Pecs are revered in the Empire."
Screw my pecs, check out the glutes
said Picard, as he waved his butt
and smacked it. "You can't handle this,"
interjected Riker, showing his assless chaps to
himself in the mirror. "I don't need
eyes! Mother!!!!" cried Wesley, pointing a phaser
... at his own package, Wesley fired the ...
phaser, which was set to heat rocks.
Fortunately, the ship was attacked by Nausicans,
who had a fetish for heated rocks.
The Nausicans took the warm rocks, and
made them into a paste with which
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