Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
before he looked, and the creature grabbed
a banjo and began to play. Picard
was transported to 1930's Kentucky, naked except
for his comm badge, which fortunately was
on the big side. He looked around
seeing four lights. Or was it five?
Ma Kettle came to hug him - he
The electromagnetic creature began playing Dueling Banjos.
Data won the contest, and Picard returned,
"THERE ARE TWO BANJOS!" exclaimed Picard. But
the creature roared, "There is ONE BANJO!"
Amazed at the creature's ability to speak,
omitting counting, "There are FOUR banjos" emanated
from a black slime pit. Yar emerged
playing "My Darling Clementine" on the harmonica
as the ichre dripped off her and
Wesley approached for a heart-to-heart
talk about sex, drugs, rock'n'roll, and banjos.
"Yes, but why is Captain Picard naked?"
asked Yar. "You've missed alot while you've
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