Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
"Actually, Captain Picard, it is Ambassador Spock."
"I, too, have traveled back in time."
"For what purpose, Ambassador?" Picard questioned, suspicious
that this was yet another unreal manifestation.
"It's the wild weasels, Captain Picard. They're
biting the heads off hyper-chickens, which
- sorry, bad mind meld. What I mean
is, I have discovered a plot to
replace the crew from this Enterprise with
hipper, younger people that will appeal to
mainly males, 18-25 age range, with a
regrettably small IQ. Clearly, the Romulans are
trying to go after market share and
have uncharacteristically tatooed their faces and shaved
their entire bodies." Spock uncharacteristically shuddered. "Help
me to stop the horror before it's
..." "Hello Jean-Luc, I'm Nero," said a voice.
"Hi, Nero, I'm Batman!" quipped Okona, outrageously.
Nero immediately murdered Okona, permanently and cruelly.
Nero then proved to be no match
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