Seven Words in TNG

doll across the bridge. Riker phasered Lore,

 

but it only served to tickle him.

 

"Commander Riker's got a broken heart, can't

 

anyone help me to give

 

him a wedgie?" Geordi said, "I will!"

 

Lore stared LaForge down while he disabled

 

his visor, reached for his underwear, and

 

yanked it forcefully. LaForge howled in agony

 

as his "nacelles" were being wedged furiously.

 

"Mr. La Forge, that noise is highly unbecoming

 

," observed Lore as he set the autodestruct.

 

"What will destroying Enterprise gain you?" asked

 

Riker, sweat slowly trickling down his trombone.

 

Explosions shook Enterprise as Lore transported, ignoring

 

Picard's wimpering pleas for mercy. Just then,

 

Worf started laughing uproariously, because he saw

 

Data's "thingy" as he rushed to save

 

Spot. The crew evacuated as Enterprise exploded.

 

his Devo record collection before the ship

 

blew. "Damn. Third one this month," muttered