Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
throw up a little and catch their
breath before all the air got sucked
out of the room by the stench
from Picard. Geordi frantically tried to realign
the air ventilation vents before Picard arrived
drenched yet again in his own urine.
This time the urine had a peculiar
color - plaid - and took to calling the
Enterprise "Shirley" for some odd, unexplained reason.
"Don't call me 'Shirley,' said the computer.
Then it said: "Don't eat
the Telletubby garnish unless you really want
food poisoning and diarrhea!" Wesley overheard the
great grandson of Black Hitler say from afar.
He grabbed a tricorder and scanned the
left buttcheek of Mr. Data. "Data, please remove
your hand so I can get a
clearer reading on the evil alien Nazi
microchip that's been implanted in your ass!"
"Certainly," replied Data, disrobing quickly. His enormous
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