Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
cybernetic prostate malfunctioned. "Blasted Borg, why'd they
replace my original bladder with a cybernetic
parts? What damned purpose did that serve?!"
Beverly scanned him with a tricorder and
discovered he had no bladder at all!
Her jaw dropped. "Jean-Luc!!! I...I can't
have breakfast with a man who has
no bladder! Jack had TWO, after all!"
Picard felt like less of a man
because he had no real bladder, but
his "little captain" more than made up
for the lack of one by being
ever ready to stand up and salute
whenever Beverly walked into a room wearing
that goofy head piece from that episode
where Q sent them all to Sherwood
Forest... no, not that one, the one
where the Fish Ambassadors came aboard the
Enterprise and almost ate Picard. Or not.
Frankly, after all these years I've forgotten
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