Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
"I couldn't help but overhear this conversation."
"Catsup will make an awesome lube!"
-- *eek, was that too over the top?
The very thought of it being used
to grease the sticky plasma injectors makes
many members of the ship's crew to
fill-out transfer forms, even to transports
carrying ores and grains that lacked modern
conveniences like sonic showers.
"Bathing with water?!
What kind of barbarian do you think
I am, that I would allow people
to stand in puddles of dirty water
like frogs! All transfers denied!" Picard commanded.
He then stormed off to his Ready
Room for crumpets and tea.
way of taking showers doesn't fly with
me. I bathe in my urine biweekly
and it has served me very well
Everyone slowly edged away from the captain
, turned around and began running for the
nearest well-ventilated room where they could
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