Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
proved to be quite the challenge for
the writers, so they inserted a B-plot
right after the second intermission.
Enterprise's new massage parlor up and running?"
"Yes, sir! The finest Nausicaan masseurs are
hired, equipped and ready to go at
it with as much vigor as the
Ferengi on Black Friday." Data looked perplexed.
"Forgive me...but based on Federation records,
you have the IQ of a potato."
This revelation angered most of the senior
potato farmers aboard, angered by the comparison.
"HEY! How dare you sink so low
as attending the "Swingin' Seniors" convention, held
every two years on Risa at the
anniversary of the Great Tribble Hunt that
propelled the Klingon Empire to greatness unseen
even during the heyday of Kahless and
his lesser-known sidekick Jerry Lewis. "The greatness
of the Empire during that period was
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