Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
Deanna, producing a breast pump and making
everyone else feel just a little more
uncomfortable than they were used to. She
was then hit upside the head by
a flying Ferengi tooth sharpener.
"I thought you couldn't sense Ferengi,"
Will said. Deanna gave him a perturbed look.
"This makes no sense," Data exclaimed as
he scanned his memory banks for evidence
that she was simply a lying bitch.
"Starfleet personnel records show no signs of Counselor
Troi being a competent mental health professional.
Despite her degree from the University of
"Bimbo-land?!" Picard exclaimed. "My
stars...I thought you graduated from the
Betazed College of Knowledge."
"Doesn't that school
only offer fake diplomas? I heard that
all our insane admirals graduated from there."
Deanna looked hurt. "CAPTAIN!!! You know that
mother would never have allowed me to
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