Seven Words in TNG

episode. Why, I remember a time, back

 

in Season 1 when we were forced

 

, week after week, to watch everyone develop

 

these little antennae on their heads...they

 

were told not to worry, but no

 

one listened, and as a result the

 

show was almost canceled. Lucky for us,

 

we were distracted by the commercials. Ads

 

for things like Skinkys and Lincoln Logs.

 

Ads that never failed to entertain, educate

 

, or inform."

"Yeah, all they did was

 

consult the ship's library computer banks and

 

watch G.I. Joe cartoons, you mindless

 

collection of brainwashed, blind and lazy little

 

porn addicts." "Hey," said Geordi. "I'm a

 

blind man and I take offense at

 

that assertion! Besides, what about Reg Barclay?

 

"Doesn't Barclay have the largest collection of

 

barely legal holoporno in the entire sector?

 

"

"No, he deleted everything he had when