Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
worthy of funneling," Riker said. "Like cake!"
The odd depravity that followed was deleted
by the narrator, who shouted "MY EYES!!!"
Unfortunately, the narrator was replaced by a
perverse, bad monkey that typed seven wpm.
The shipwide debacle of bad monkeys destabilized
the already tenuous cohesion of space/time,
which caused a convoluted plot involving Wesley,
two chickens, a hula hoop and a
tribe of intergalactic Amazons armed with phaser-spears
, together with the descendants of Earth's famous
Turkey Worshipping Hill People of Arkansas, invaded
by the French Poodle Worshippers of Nipissing.
Daimon Bok appeared, crying out in Spanish:
"Hay cuatro luces!" as he was dragged
from stem to stern while babbling incoherently.
Worf reluctantly pushed him out the airlock.
''You see?! There is no honor in
Season Eight. We should have quit when
Troi was floating in her dreams." Worf
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