Seven Words in TNG

[CaptainStoner]

a close match until Riker's taint prevailed,

 

[Mary Ann]

and his y-fronts declared victory. Again. Meanwhile

 

[Isis]

Guinan was returning from the nexus. She

 

[CaptainStoner]

had the script for Generations and hoped

 

[ToMaHaKeR]

that Shatner will not be

 

[CaptainStoner]

singing Bowie's "Space Oddity" as originally planned.

 

[Mary Ann]

(^ Aw! Why not?)

Instead, Kirk and Guinan would be tapdancing

 

[Red Ranger]

while both wore traditional tuxedos. "Ah, marvelous!"

 

[CaptainStoner]

said Picard, hopped up on Earl Grey.

(I love Shatner's musical...diversions...the layers of parody and self-parody create a black hole of fail that becomes a win...apparently he did record "Bohemian Rhapsody" last year. But "Space Oddity" is perfect for him also. I can just hear him bellowing 'ground control to major tom!!!!!!')

 

[Red Ranger]

"You're addicted to Earl Grey," said Beverly,

 

[Delta Belle]

zapping Picard with a hypospray full of

 

[CaptainStoner]

LSD, the only known caffeine addiction treatment.

 

[Mary Ann]

"Whoa, Beverly...dude! Double rainbow, man!" Picard

 

[CaptainStoner]

said as he searched for his bongos.

 

[Roberta Lincoln]

It took quite a while for Picard

 

[think]

to stop licking the windows on Enterprise.

 

[CaptainStoner]

By then he was half naked, sweaty,

 

[think]

and, looking for more hits from Beverly...

 

[CaptainStoner]

who now resembled an Egyptian Goddess and

 

[Red Ranger]

walked like an Egyptian, pinched Picard's buttocks.