Seven Words in TNG

Warf laughed and picked up a mini-cow

 

"and started a food fight, hitting Troi's"

 

award winning house of cards. "Hey Worf

 

this miniature cow moos like your mother!!"

 

"Pernicious lies! My mother brayed like a

 

Targ, only more melodiously and with greater

 

conviction, like Troi when she senses that

 

conviction, like Troi when she senses that
(Troi apologized for her stutter but sensed that you would understand.)

 

a molevolent entity is endangering the ship.

 

" Worf furiously threw fresh gagh at Warf

 

his evil twin.

"Hahaha!" he laughed. "I

 

coated myself in butter so it didn't

 

stick!"

"Perhaps you ARE a worthy foe

 

," said Worf, unaware that a slimy tentacle

 

was hanging out of his nose. Suddenly,

 

Dr. Crusher phasered the offending tentacle off.

 

"That wasn't a tentacle!" cried Worf "It

 

was lunch!" Disgusted and yet amused, the crew

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Zameaze, thanks for my morning coffee spew. This was hilarious!

 

took turns singing Radio-GA GA.

Suddenly

 

hypersensitive about his forehead, Worf

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(Yeoman Randi, a pleasure to help you cool your coffee. Thanks.)