Seven Words in TNG

cryptically at Geordi's visor.

"I also sing

 

in the shower." "We have showers?" asked

 

Geordi asked.

"Yes, we do," Riker grinned.

 

"A crew that showers together stays together,"

 

said Picard.

Worf huffed; he hated bathing

 

unless it was with a Klingon woman.

 

Troi looked at Worf, "A Klingon woman

 

would have to pretty desperate to shower

 

and I know of only one. She

 

had her monthly..."

All the men left

 

when it was announced that all porn

 

would be screened for rabies inoculations first.

 

Out of nowhere, a tiny cow appeared

 

, and being a Betazoid cow, she immediately

 

exploded. "Yellow alert!" said Riker, mini-cow innards

 

staining his pricey, and princely, wool pants.

 

Warf began feasting on the cow innards

 

. "Warf? Who let you aboard?"

"Worf did,

 

as Warf was his recent transporter twin.

 

He's like Worf only more, umm...uncouth."