As the old saying goes, "Never trust a fart". I think several of us have learned that the hard way.
As the old saying goes, "Never trust a fart". I think several of us have learned that the hard way.
Sometimes the body waits until one is wearing light colored trousers, just to make it more embarrassing.
I've been ill with food poisoning before, but fortunately the world has not seen me in a thong.
I've been ill with food poisoning before, but fortunately the world has not seen me in a thong.
Same here. Anyway the best 'on the fly' defense against surprise chocolate pudding when the bowels are on the fritz is to pack the butt with paper towels.
The colloquial term is "sharting."I remember on one occasion when I felt the need to pass gas, and ended up saying to myself "that's not air". So in that case, the self-deprecation was a self-defecation.![]()
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