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Sandra Bullock trapped in Sandra Bullock movie
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No way, man! I called "dibs" years ago!
Back to the Danzig thing. Here's a video of Danzig and Shakira, with captions provided by the Yale Institute of Danzig Research.
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHv3qO_Y8kk[/yt]
So how does a tattooed porn-star marrying juvenile deliquent bodyguard for this Danzig character end up with America's sweetheart, Sandra Bullock?
Outlaw biker bad-boy charm.
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHv3qO_Y8kk[/yt]
So how does a tattooed porn-star marrying juvenile deliquent bodyguard for this Danzig character end up with America's sweetheart, Sandra Bullock?
Outlaw biker bad-boy charm.
Jesse James needs psychiatric help.
I wouldn't marry her, or anything, but I bet she'd be a whole lotta' fun.
She looks like my kinda girl. 
Sandra Bullock deserves better, though.
Sandra Bullock deserves better, though.She should have gotten tattoos of nude chicks in pornographic poses all over her body. Then she'd look pretty hot.Jesse James needs psychiatric help.
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She should have gotten tattoos of nude chicks in pornographic poses all over her body. Then she'd look pretty hot.Jesse James needs psychiatric help.
To quote someone from another forum:
"Looks like a crotch packin' disease harborin' reach around and pound you down transvestite."
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Somebody actually recognises pre-nups now ?
Let's not forget the sadness and torment Sandra must be going through due to the inevitable estrangement from Sunny, the six year-old daughter of Jesse and the Janine Lindemulder, who Sandra had gone all maternal for. Sandra was even reducing her workload to spend more time with the little girl. 
Let the weirdness continue!
It turns out that the tattooed stripper's ex-husband, Ronald Shane Modica, says she's mentally ill, refuses court-ordered therapy, believes in white power, has a swastika tattooed on her tummy and a W and P (for white power) on her legs. He says she likes to do the Nazi salute in front of her Jewish son, Elijah.
Who knew that Sandra Bullock was in The Adam's Family?
It turns out that the tattooed stripper's ex-husband, Ronald Shane Modica, says she's mentally ill, refuses court-ordered therapy, believes in white power, has a swastika tattooed on her tummy and a W and P (for white power) on her legs. He says she likes to do the Nazi salute in front of her Jewish son, Elijah.
Who knew that Sandra Bullock was in The Adam's Family?
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The chick he was banging is fucking nasty.
Anyways, cheaters disgust me and should all die a horrible death. If you don't have the balls to break up, you deserve STDs.
Anyways, cheaters disgust me and should all die a horrible death. If you don't have the balls to break up, you deserve STDs.
She is not nasty! In fact, she is Amish.
Wouldn't mom be pleased as punch if we took home a nice Amish girl?
You just have to keep her buttoned up from head to toe in a dress with long sleeves - and a hood. Maybe a burka or a Jedi robe.
Hey, maybe all Amish chicks are tattooed like that. Who would know?
Wouldn't mom be pleased as punch if we took home a nice Amish girl?
You just have to keep her buttoned up from head to toe in a dress with long sleeves - and a hood. Maybe a burka or a Jedi robe.
Hey, maybe all Amish chicks are tattooed like that. Who would know?
Sandy still can save it! Sandra Bullock must fight to salvage marriage to Jesse James, experts say
I love these so-called experts.
"Fight for your marriage"
He knew what he was doing and he shit all over any and all trust she had.
I love these so-called experts.
"Fight for your marriage"
He knew what he was doing and he shit all over any and all trust she had.
Sandy still can save it! Sandra Bullock must fight to salvage marriage to Jesse James, experts say
I love these so-called experts.
"Fight for your marriage"
He knew what he was doing and he shit all over any and all trust she had.
And why is it her responsibility to "save" their marriage in the first place?
He's the one who went screwing around behind her back. If anyone needs to do any "saving," it's him--crawling back to her, begging for forgiveness, and she'd still be 100% within her rights to tell him to go to hell.
Sandy still can save it! Sandra Bullock must fight to salvage marriage to Jesse James, experts say
I love these so-called experts.
"Fight for your marriage"
He knew what he was doing and he shit all over any and all trust she had.
That's a terrible article.
People who say we don't live in a misogynistic, patriarchal culture anymore are either delusional or full of shit.
Man, if I were her I'd just leave and never look back. Dude is clearly an asshole if he's banging a white supremecist/Nazi. I'm not a Sandra Bullock fan by any means but I hope she finds a really hot guy really soon.
And, that chick is fucking gross. I'd pay to not have to have sex with her.
And, that chick is fucking gross. I'd pay to not have to have sex with her.
Jesse James needs psychiatric help.
She might be crazy and a horrible person, but she is much hotter than Sanra Bullock ever was. People here have bizarre taste. Tattoos don't make people ugly. Not saying they make them better looking either, but she's hot for sure.
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