Sandra Bullock trapped in Sandra Bullock movie

[Colonel Green]

She is not nasty! In fact, she is Amish.

Wouldn't mom be pleased as punch if we took home a nice Amish girl?

You just have to keep her buttoned up from head to toe in a dress with long sleeves - and a hood. Maybe a burka or a Jedi robe.

Hey, maybe all Amish chicks are tattooed like that. Who would know?

Not only that, she's French Canadian Amish, an ethnic group that has somehow avoided detection up until now.

 

[gturner]

Zowie. So a 24 year-old totally tattooed French-Canadian Amish Nazi with a Jewish son was Sandra Bullock's husband's mistress.

The only way this could get any stranger is if the 'ink-stained wench' (I liked that line from the marriage advice article)
a) turns out to have been born a guy.
b) is actually Sandra Bullock's daughter - from when Sandra was raped by members of the Brazilian bobsled team.

ETA: I'll bet she feels like screaming "Stop the bus! I want to get off!"

 

[T'Baio]

b) is actually Sandra Bullock's daughter - from when Sandra was raped by members of the Brazilian bobsled team.

How exactly is that fucking funny!?!

 

[gturner]

Brazil doesn't have a bobsled team.

 

[gturner]

Aha! In this photo, above the back of her knees, is a big W on the left and a big P on the right. White Power. Below them is a pair of daggers through people's heads.

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

You can learn a lot from Lydia -- from Michelle not so much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHXZA_5XMJ4

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

You can learn a lot from Lydia -- from Michelle not so much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHXZA_5XMJ4

It's weird watching that clip. It's a reminder that the guy doing Kermit's voice now is a tad off. Unfortunately, I've gotten so used to the new voice that it's Henson's Kermit that sounds a little off, like the sound is a bit slowed down.

It's also surprising to see how much Miss Piggy's design has changed.

Yeah. Anyway. Sandra Bullock.

 

[opali]

You can learn a lot from Lydia -- from Michelle not so much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHXZA_5XMJ4

You can learn a lot from Lydia -- from Michelle not so much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHXZA_5XMJ4

It's weird watching that clip. It's a reminder that the guy doing Kermit's voice now is a tad off. Unfortunately, I've gotten so used to the new voice that it's Henson's Kermit that sounds a little off, like the sound is a bit slowed down.

It's also surprising to see how much Miss Piggy's design has changed.

Yeah. Anyway. Sandra Bullock.

Those are cute. I didn't expect to see Muppets referenced in this thread... what a pleasant surprise

Aha! In this photo, above the back of her knees, is a big W on the left and a big P on the right. White Power. Below them is a pair of daggers through people's heads.

WOWSA! Hot Rods!! That looks like a 1932 Ford Highboy Roadster...yum.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Jesse James needs psychiatric help.




Am I the only one who thinks this chick looks like a Cenobite?

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

You can learn a lot from Lydia -- from Michelle not so much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHXZA_5XMJ4

Some things from my childhood I will always remember, and quite a lot of them are Muppet's songs.

 

[Crusher Disciple]

You can learn a lot from Lydia -- from Michelle not so much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHXZA_5XMJ4

I read somewhere that this was Jim Henson's favorite song to sing as Kermit.