Good thing Northern Mexico is sparsely populated. 
*goes to UN for a resolution to stop calhoun*
*goes to UN for a resolution to stop calhoun*
Ruler of the World thread
- Thread starter Miss Chicken
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*shoots down shameless' jet over the Gulf*
good luck with that.
good luck with that.
Good thing i wasn't on that plane.
Tests are currently underway continuously.
To bad your bombers never made it anywhere close to their drop zones. F/A-18s and F-22s scrambled the minute your aircraft were airborne with orders to destroy your bomber fleet. Your nukes came down in Nebraska. Arkansas and Louisiana are safe.
However, your strike against me has left me with no alternative. The REA Marines and Army have been ordered across the border. We now occupy the Eastern half of Texas and are moving into the western half. Also, reinforcements have been moved into position to defend our own territories.
Aircraft from our carriers have also located and taken out your silos. The doors to the silos have been damaged severely and will not open. You will also find that we've been able to attain tactical air superiority over the Southern half of your lands.
For those of you in Europe wondering why in hell the carriers Nimitz, Eisenhower, Stennis and Carl Vinson just sailed, they've been redeployed as a part of our battle plan. The other two have been placed on high alert status.
Shameless, I also request Mexican assistance in putting a stop to the aggression of our mutual neighbor. of our mutual neighbor.
*contacts the REA representative currently meeting with the UN and asks them to immediately bring to the UNs attention calhoun's overly aggressive, militaristic attacks on two of his peace loving neighbors and ask for a UN resolution against his actions.*
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Super New England strongly condemns acts of unprovoked military aggression. Our military is now on alert status and our reserves have been called up. Our swarms of Micro Black Holes, army of Androids Indistinguishable From Humans and heretofore unrevealed Satellite Beam Weapons are ready to support the defense of our allies.
Miss Chicken gets out her salami snack size bites to eat while she watches the war.
You read my mind, Your Majesty, that was one of my plains for the ice plains
Another plan would be to create deep bore geothermal power plants and large scale agricultural arcologies to grow food for my Artic circle neighbous.
Also I shall construct a beacon on Charon proclaiming your greatness across the stars...and a few railgun batteries to fend off outsiders who disagree
My etenral thanks for Your Generosity, Miss Chicken.
unfortunately, Ice, you were had. those were dummy silos you bombed and your fighters were destroyed returning home.
I have issued orders to go to Defcon 1 and am now launching ballistic missiles on Super New England, New York, Mexico, Florida, the Ukraine, Seattle, Kazakhstan, the CEC, CRU and the Antarctic. Super New England's pathetic defences were neutralised by my special ops commandos and my AL-52s are airborne, using our laser-fission boosted plasma cannons to destroy any incoming missiles.
my EB2s, EB52s and EB1s are already being deployed against REA forces in Texas.
Your F22s and F/A-18s don't stand a chance against my UMF-3 StealthHawks or my UMF-1 FlightHawk UCAVs.
you might as well surrender now.
and don't bother trying to bomb me. I'm not even in the CONUS any more.
I have issued orders to go to Defcon 1 and am now launching ballistic missiles on Super New England, New York, Mexico, Florida, the Ukraine, Seattle, Kazakhstan, the CEC, CRU and the Antarctic. Super New England's pathetic defences were neutralised by my special ops commandos and my AL-52s are airborne, using our laser-fission boosted plasma cannons to destroy any incoming missiles.
my EB2s, EB52s and EB1s are already being deployed against REA forces in Texas.
Your F22s and F/A-18s don't stand a chance against my UMF-3 StealthHawks or my UMF-1 FlightHawk UCAVs.
you might as well surrender now.
and don't bother trying to bomb me. I'm not even in the CONUS any more.
A strike against all the Allied nations?
This calls for all-out war. Time to get my missile defense system up. I at least have plenty of time to intercept it. I worry for my friends closer to America.
Pity I'm too far away to deploy ground forces. Then you would see the power of the steppes.
You attack the world, the world will fight back.
This calls for all-out war. Time to get my missile defense system up. I at least have plenty of time to intercept it. I worry for my friends closer to America.
Pity I'm too far away to deploy ground forces. Then you would see the power of the steppes.
You attack the world, the world will fight back.
I already have one, Thor's day (which is actually on a Tuesday) in which my citizens can celebrate their good fortune to have me as the leader of this wonderful Emp...Union.
I am somewhat dismayed to hear that war has broken out. Shamefully we have withdrawn into a isolationist phase while we consolidated our boarders both on the Homeworld and around Urectum and have therefore not paid attention to events elsewhere.
The RUC is taking an interested neutrality in this conflict and asks only that you respect the rights of my citizens in your countries and my honored allies. Please note that the Archon and myself have a rather impressive naval force in the south Atlantic with which we are both providing security in that region and conducting training exercises Also my space program is roaring ahead with much success which I hope will not be interrupted by the War of the Americas.
May what ever Gods you believe in walk with you during these dark times.
This is an outrage!
The WMU objects to this unprovoked attack upon a fellow European nation and founding member of DERP. This attack shows complete disregard for the superiority of Europeans over the rest of humanity, and that is unacceptable.I cannot enter this war as I must respect the neutral stance of my allies in the RUC
, but I cannot support the action of you violent savages and am calling on the international community to cut all trade with your empire. I am also sending teams of doctors and emergency response units to the CEC to assist them should the missiles reach their targets. I am also sending a supply of softcore pornography to the troops of all Allied nations in order to keep their spirits high as they wipe your empire from the face of the earth.
I believe that the missiles aimed at Kazakhstan were just destroyed by my SaKA (Search and Kill Autobots) before they could impact. Kazakhstan is safe for now. Aid teams will, like those in the WMU, be on standby in order to assist any places where the missiles may have hit.
While you may be aware that the previous rulers of Kazakhstan gave all their nukes to Russia in 1995, advisors have told me that 20 small nukes were hidden in deep underground bases for use in the time of Kazakhstan's greatest need. More are being manufactured in my Chinese provinces. I have the 20 now primed and aimed at Central USA.
However, I will not fire, merely warn you, calhoun, to stop taking action against any of the RUC, CEC, Nasataia, the WMU, Ukraine, and all the other American states. You may not be in danger, but your subjects will be. I would urge you to think very carefully before you continue the war.
If I see one more attack, Operation Daha is go.
While you may be aware that the previous rulers of Kazakhstan gave all their nukes to Russia in 1995, advisors have told me that 20 small nukes were hidden in deep underground bases for use in the time of Kazakhstan's greatest need. More are being manufactured in my Chinese provinces. I have the 20 now primed and aimed at Central USA.
However, I will not fire, merely warn you, calhoun, to stop taking action against any of the RUC, CEC, Nasataia, the WMU, Ukraine, and all the other American states. You may not be in danger, but your subjects will be. I would urge you to think very carefully before you continue the war.
If I see one more attack, Operation Daha is go.
My secret infiltration teams have planted nuclear devices in your most populous cities CaptCalhoun. You will never find them. They could be in a semi truck delivering groceries, they could be in a backpack carried by someone that looks like a student. You will never know how many there are or where they are. Withdraw your forces now, or your civilian population will know no rest, and they shall live in fear of the retaliation of those you have angered.
Also, think rantionally. How does war advance the interests of the Wise Miss Chicken and the great Three-Legged Cat? It serves only to divide us, to create negative energy that is disrubptive to advancing the causes of cathood! I urge you to stop this madness and join your brothers and sisters in peaceful harmony.
Also, think rantionally. How does war advance the interests of the Wise Miss Chicken and the great Three-Legged Cat? It serves only to divide us, to create negative energy that is disrubptive to advancing the causes of cathood! I urge you to stop this madness and join your brothers and sisters in peaceful harmony.
OH, alright. i didn't want to have to do it.
now, i will deploy my ULTIMATE WEAPON!!!!
THE REALITY BOMB!!!!! NOT EVEN THE DOCTOR CAN SAVE YOU NOW!!!!!!!!!!
you're dead! you're all dead, you hear me?!?! and the world with it!!!!!
AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now, i will deploy my ULTIMATE WEAPON!!!!
THE REALITY BOMB!!!!! NOT EVEN THE DOCTOR CAN SAVE YOU NOW!!!!!!!!!!
you're dead! you're all dead, you hear me?!?! and the world with it!!!!!
AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah, but my dear Davros you forget that your secret base is full of buttons and switches each of which could shut down and destroy your ultimate weapon...
Calhoun, unfortunately for you, your act of aggression forced me to speed up testing of our missile defense system. It went hot when you launched your attacks yesterday, even with testing still in progress. Your missiles were destroyed almost immediately after they launched. The locations of their silos were them noted by satellite and taken out by a combination of our bomber forces and special ops military teams.
Congratulations on making your own territories a nuclear waste dump.
As for the fighters, you were sadly misinformed. One squadron of each were lost when they were jumped by your forces. However, your panes were taken out by ground to air missiles and other fighters fairly quickly.
As for the forces in Texas, good thing they're dug in and we've moved railguns in for defense. Between them and the fighters, your EBs have all been taken down over New Mexico, western Texas, and Oklahoma.
I also see that you are so afraid of us that you have fled your own country. Oh, and while you were stretching yourself thin to attack us, our bombers have taken out every airfield in New Mexico and Kansas. Their runways are smoking craters.
Congratulations on making your own territories a nuclear waste dump.
As for the fighters, you were sadly misinformed. One squadron of each were lost when they were jumped by your forces. However, your panes were taken out by ground to air missiles and other fighters fairly quickly.
As for the forces in Texas, good thing they're dug in and we've moved railguns in for defense. Between them and the fighters, your EBs have all been taken down over New Mexico, western Texas, and Oklahoma.
I also see that you are so afraid of us that you have fled your own country. Oh, and while you were stretching yourself thin to attack us, our bombers have taken out every airfield in New Mexico and Kansas. Their runways are smoking craters.
what? you're dead. the reality bomb dissolved the world.
i escaped. i'm not even living in your universe any more.
you're all dead!
HA-HA!! I win!
i escaped. i'm not even living in your universe any more.
you're all dead!
HA-HA!! I win!
By any chance, were you ever President of Turkmenistan, under a different name, at some point during the last 20 years?
