^ I trust Your Supremeness did indeed receive the communications package in which I shared my construction secrets? Including the surprising but devilishly simplistic means of bringing my glorious vision to life?
Ruler of the World thread
- Thread starter Miss Chicken
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If the all powerful and gracious Miss Chicken will allow it, I would like to lay a claim to running Greenland in her stead. Sure it's low in population, but it has a lot of land that's not being used, to my knowledge.
I would like to also lay claim to Charon, once the Greenland Vacuum Pioneer Corps has been established.
I would like to also lay claim to Charon, once the Greenland Vacuum Pioneer Corps has been established.
calhoun, your missile pose no threat to us.
I would like to send a team of observers the next time you have a test.
If you promise to build a giant ice sculpture of me you can have Greenland and you are welcomed to Charon.
Thor Damar: The RUC would like to claim Uranus and its moons, with we shall name Urectum in order to stop those stupid jokes. Also Neptune of possible.
You maybe have Uranus and its moons but not Neptune as there is such a limited amount of planets for me to give out. Only one gas giant each,
You may have them.
There are a few asteroids, with really cool names, that I want to keep for myself. I will get back to you on tis.
You can have Venus and Jupiter but none of the moons or Trojans.
People - Let me know if I have overlooked any requests.
Oh great and wise Miss Chicken, I humbly submit that you may have overlooked my bid for the two most southern provinces of Argentina - Chubut and Santa Cruz.
Much tribute to you, and may your feline nap-time grow ever lengthier,
Archon Deranged Nasat.
I put in a claim for the unclaimed part of Southern California. I humbly request that my claim be accepted.
Thanks, Elim.^ Here it is.
Super New England acknowledges your prior claim to Mars. We will henceforth devote our non-Lunar astronautical resources to Venus and Jupiter (including the Trojan Territories).^ That's nice. The fabulous ruler of England and its (possible) territories is just mad with power and doesn't really care. If you get something I want something bigger.
Fairness, thy name is Miss Chicken.
Granted.
Also granted.
The asteroids Miss Chicken plans to keep are
Zappafrank (3834)
Diplodocus (58671)
Tasman (6594)
Starr (4150) - Ringo is my favourite Beatle
Sherlock (5049)
Doctorwatson (5050)
Moriarty (4048)
Cheshirecat (6043)
Enterprise (9777)
Australia (8088)
Lynette (157332)
Johncleese (9618)
I will build a small hotel on any of these asteroids that a large enough for such a structure.
^ Please let it be on Johncleese. Please let be on Johncleese. Please let it be on Johncleese.
Them: Where did you vacation this year?
Me: On Johncleese.
Them: What?
Me: Yeah. On Johncleese. But I think one of the towers was faulty and the bellhop didn't understand a word of English.
Them: Where did you vacation this year?
Me: On Johncleese.
Them: What?
Me: Yeah. On Johncleese. But I think one of the towers was faulty and the bellhop didn't understand a word of English.
In all honesty and seriousness (strange in this thread, I know) land in those four counties has been plowed up, planted, prayed over, and bled in for over 6 generations of my family, since they left Germany and came to the States. So those four counties represent to me, my family's homeland.
So back to the thread-is it worth fighting for? You better believe it!
If Ethiopia has not been claimed, I humbly request it. If my claim is honoured, my people will carve the rocks of the land into more statues of the Great Cat. Also a portion of all goat's milk collected will be sent around the world to help feed the hungry felines of the world.
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You may have Ethiopia. As far as I remember no-one has claimed it.
If the asteroid Johncleese isn't large enough for a hotel I will join all six of the Monty Python asteroids together and then I am sure there will be room.
The hotel will be in a dome and it will be a replica of Fawlty Towers.
If the asteroid Johncleese isn't large enough for a hotel I will join all six of the Monty Python asteroids together and then I am sure there will be room.
The hotel will be in a dome and it will be a replica of Fawlty Towers.
Miss Chicken is wise and wonderful beyond words! All praise and glory unto her!
AWESOME!
Most excellent. Thank you, O Wise One.
let's see how well your fancy ass technology works when i execute my battle plan.
Gold Leader, you're a go.
Sabre Six, prepare for your attack.
Tiger Six, stand by.
*B2 bomber flies overhead, launches ALCM. cruise missile detonates over Arkansas and Louisiana, creating massive EMP which disrupts electronics. B2 flies out over Gulf of Mexico and launches second ALCM.
Follow up B2 launches anti-ship missiles against REA aircraft carriers.
Heliborne assault force attacks and destroys most of REA military forces as B1 and A-10 aircraft carry out follow on conventional strikes.
3rd Armourerd moves into occupy Texan counties.
*
Gold Leader, you're a go.
Sabre Six, prepare for your attack.
Tiger Six, stand by.
*B2 bomber flies overhead, launches ALCM. cruise missile detonates over Arkansas and Louisiana, creating massive EMP which disrupts electronics. B2 flies out over Gulf of Mexico and launches second ALCM.
Follow up B2 launches anti-ship missiles against REA aircraft carriers.
Heliborne assault force attacks and destroys most of REA military forces as B1 and A-10 aircraft carry out follow on conventional strikes.
3rd Armourerd moves into occupy Texan counties.
*
Have you just launched a preemptive attack on my ally? An unprovoked attack on my ally?
'Course you realize, dis means war.
'Course you realize, dis means war.
yeah?
*contacts B2, launches another ALCM over Mexico. EMP shuts down northern Mexico*
anyone else want some?
*contacts B2, launches another ALCM over Mexico. EMP shuts down northern Mexico*
anyone else want some?
