Shameless can't have all Mexico. it's population is 111million. Similarly, Brazil's is 192million.
of course, i could assist in depopulating these nations for the would-be rulers...at a price...
I'd like to add New Mexico Texas and Arizona to my holdings.
The DERP organisation isn't an alliance in a military sense, its primary purpose is to increase cooperation between members in order to prevent wars in Europe, and to make the member states feel more important than they actually are. But if you feel that you wish to remain outside DERP, I respect that decision.
The WMU is not interested in territorial expansion for its own sake, we are interested in only one thing; nudist beaches. If you agree to make all the beaches in Northern Italy nudist beaches, we will withdraw our claims upon Tuscany and Emilia-Romagna and support your claim upon them.Actually, the Confederation was hoping to annex northern Italy to provide breathing room for its own population. If the WMU is amenable to this, the CEC has no interest in Sicily or the Italian peninsula south of Lazio and Abruzzo, which the Union would be more than welcome to add to its territory. The Confederation also thinks that the island of Malta would fit in well with the WMU's mission.
I cannot take the risk that someone else might claim these micro-states and use them against me. What if someone were to claim Monaco and place 1,000,000 tanks there, only 200km away from my capital?Aww, come on. I've been in San Marino a lot of times, and it's much more interesting as its own state than as yet another walled town in Italy. If Popes, Emperors and barbarians could leave it alone, so could you...
Sure, 1,000,000 tanks probably wouldn't fit in Monaco, but they might if they were stacked on top of one another.Greenland?
Absolutely. We already have nudist ski resorts in the Alps, so nudist beaches in our new Italian territories won't be a problem whatosever.The WMU is not interested in territorial expansion for its own sake, we are interested in only one thing; nudist beaches. If you agree to make all the beaches in Northern Italy nudist beaches, we will withdraw our claims upon Tuscany and Emilia-Romagna and support your claim upon them.Actually, the Confederation was hoping to annex northern Italy to provide breathing room for its own population. If the WMU is amenable to this, the CEC has no interest in Sicily or the Italian peninsula south of Lazio and Abruzzo, which the Union would be more than welcome to add to its territory. The Confederation also thinks that the island of Malta would fit in well with the WMU's mission.
Yep, I think so. As for the border, I guess it would be between Tabasco and Chiapas on my side, and Veracruz and Oaxaca on yours. Honestly, I'm for an open border policy: my people would probably too drunk and too horny to care.
Yeah, consider also that Mafia is deeply religious and puritanical in attitude. I advice for rehabilitation centres for people under suspicion of Mafia ties. Which means, almost all of the male population. The female population on the other hand is raven-haired, gorgeous, and notoriously horny, so I guess it would go well with the nude beach revolution.
Well, San Marino is already walled, so you don't even need to build a fence around it. Beside, it's on the top of a hill, so any tank will probably roll downhill quite harmlessly... About Monaco, if you keep organizing the F1 race, I guess nobody would feel the difference.I cannot take the risk that someone else might claim these micro-states and use them against me. What if someone were to claim Monaco and place 1,000,000 tanks there, only 200km away from my capital?Aww, come on. I've been in San Marino a lot of times, and it's much more interesting as its own state than as yet another walled town in Italy. If Popes, Emperors and barbarians could leave it alone, so could you...
Why not add Delaware and Washington D.C., too? Otherwise they'd just be sitting there, and I doubt anyone else would take them.
I believe Libya and Egypt is available. Both are warm and have beaches.
You make an excellent case for relocating the capital to Palermo.
At the very least, I'll have to build a summer palace there.My only plan to alter the F1 race is to replace the flagman with a nude woman, and to replace the flags with body paint. Hopefully, this will lead to more exciting crashes.About Monaco, if you keep organizing the F1 race, I guess nobody would feel the difference.
I see this will be the beginning of a long and beneficial alliance.
