Rename An Episode!

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Axe Session

Worf complains about the tuneless noise when Jake and Nog form a thrash metal band. Everyone else just points at Worf and laughs at the irony, and buy him an Alanis Morissette CD. Worf asks Kurn to kill him to erase the dishonour. Kurn wets himself laughing.

 

[MyCylon]

Stools of Enragement

After a vicious bar brawl, Quark is forced to purchase new stools for his establishment. Looking for a real bargain, he comes across the Eyekeeya, a merchant race from the Gamma Quadrant specializing in furniture for bipedaled species.
Quark has Rom and Nog assemble all the stools. Problems with the instruction manuals and a tight deadline force them to forgo safety checks. As the bar reopens, another brawl is in the making that will bring Quarks business dealings with the Eyekeeya to a head....

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Hammer Time

For his birthday, Jadzia gives Worf a pair of outsize pants, spurring him to unleash his inner rapper.

 

[INACTIVESamusAranX]

Splattered Beer

While getting drunk- er on lunch break at Quarks bar, Bashir accidentally spills beer on Kai Winn, causing her to grow furious over the impossible to clean stain, and she begins to turn Bajor against him.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

The Moose

Cardassian Voles and Tribbles were nothing compared to the havoc that is wreaked when Eddington starts smuggling caribou for the Maquis.

 

[MyCylon]

For the Claus

Santa Worf is back with a vengeance! With help from all his friends and time off from the Captain, he's here to bring gifts to all:
Worf (on sleigh): "Today, my Elvish friends and trusted reindeer, is a good day to fly!"

 

[AdmiralGarak]

^I got a Sequel! :thumbsup: We should bring Santa Worf back every season.

Q the Death
In the sequel to "Tapestry" a Runabout crash "kills" Sisko, who finds himself waking in an afterlife run by Q. Q tries to teach Sisko a lesson about his past, but the Captain immediately decks him and takes command of who lives and who dies.

This episode is dedicated to the memory of the Vuclan Starfleet officer Captain Solok, who died five seconds later.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

The Thickening

It turns out that Pakleds are contagious, when one of them sneezes on the station. Soon everyone is losing IQ points and becoming stupider and stupider. Fortunately, even when Bashir is half as smart as he once was, he's still twice as smart as the average holodoc.

 

[MyCylon]

Bobby Cars

Starfleet equips its security force with a new, advanced ultra-mobile, energy-efficient personal emergency vehicle. An amazing success aboard Starships, security personel soon run into unexpected problems in DS9's Cardassian-built hallways...

 

[Crazy Eddie]

Crouching Arma, Hidden Leges.

Genetically enhanced space-ninja Julian Bashir and his nefarious sidekick take on the ninja warriors of the Tal'shiar.

 

[MyCylon]

^^
That episode's a few seasons down the road (S7). "Broken Link" is next.

 

[Darth Duck]

"Broken Sink"

The Ops washroom sink malfunctions and O'Brian has to fix it. Meanwhile the senior staff walks around without washing their hands.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Pork Lips Rising

Quark is playing the commodities market on Ferenginar, when the Nagus and Brunt make a bet to see if his brother would do a better job. Soon Rom owns the bar, and Quark is an alcoholic in a grimy Santa suit, being comforted by Leeta.

 

[MyCylon]

The Hip
Quark finally takes a pounding from Kira for putting his hands in places they don't belong.

 

[MyCylon]

Here's the roundup for S4:

Weigh The Warrior
The Vista
Hippies' Oath
Imitation
Rebooted
Little White Klingons
Starship Brown
The Snore of Kahless
Our Man Morn
Home with Brunt
Paradie Frost
Mossfire
Return to Grace Park
Sons of Nog
Bart Association
Axe Session
Stools of Enragement
Hammer Time
Splattered Beer
The Moose
For the Claus
Q the Death
The Thickening
Bobby Cars
Broken Sink

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Looking For Darmok In All The Wrong Places

O'Brien installs a Talarian satnav system into the Defiant, but no one can understand the messages it gives. Trying to get to Earth it tells them, "Jestra, at the gates of Noolan". They end up in the Delta Quadrant.

 

[MyCylon]

...Bore the Cattle with a Song

With business running at an all-time low, Quark comes up with a new game draw paying customers. All seems well until Morn takes his turn and accidentally causes a stampede...

 

[Star Treks]

I'll give it a shot.

The Consignment When the station is faced with unexpected repair costs after a plasma conduit ruptures, Sisko is forced to sell off some prized possessions, including his baseball, a couple runabouts, and Morn.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

^It's true. I was the one who bought Morn. Oh sure, Morn sounds like a great purchase. But don't count on ever keeping any beer in the house. He maxed out my credit cards in one afternoon on cheap whiskey and vodka, then he raided the medicine cabinet to make a Ny-Quil Colada. And it can't be a coincidence that the FBI has listed my hometown as the number one vole trafficking capital on the planet since Morn got here. And, the way he walks into your bedroom and stares at you while you sleep. {Shudder} And you thought the Burger King was creepy.

Anywho...
Trials and Troi-bulations
The Antedeans travel back in time to the events of the TNG episode Manhunt, hoping to assassinate Lwaxanna Troi before she can foil their terrorist plot. Odo travels back in time to save her, but his actions are somewhat hampered when Picard locks him in a closet and throws a huge celebra... er... funeral wake.

 

[Darth Duck]

"Let He Who is without Shins..."

Quark looses his legs in a bad bussiness deal, buys Morn's as replacements. Morn has himself surgically melded to his barstool.