Rename An Episode!

[MyCylon]

Thanks to AdmiralGarak for completing the S2 list. Here it is in all its glory

The Gnome Coming
The Triangle
The Seize
Bureaucratic Procedures
Cardassians Gone Wild
Aroma
Rules Of Inebriation
Unnecessary Evil
Turkish Delight
Sanctimonious
Virals
The Altered Mate
The Armageddon It Game
Whiskers
Powered Eyes
Shadowplay
Slaying Bob
Prophet and Loss
Bloody Oaf
The Mocking, Part 1
The Mocking, Part 2
The Voyeur
Sleepover
The Carburetor
Tribe-Union
The Gem'Hadar

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Density - When Odo falls through a ceiling, the crew realise that he has a increasing mass problem. Quark is put in charge of a weight loss regime, causing much hilarity as he tries to get Odo to exercise.

 

[Kevin]

OH GOD!-
bashir and Jadzia run away from the station and go to Risa. Sisko is outraged and chases after them. Once he finds them he slaps bashir and punches Jadzia. He then demotes them both to Petty officers and then has them both scrub the plasma manifolds. Then Sisko realizes that the plot of the episode so far sucked and was not funny at all so he retired to a small moon orbiting bajor. The sad part is he did not know it had no atmosphere so one day he went outside and blowed up. The End.

 

[Darth_Pazuzu]

^^
And that was a renaming of what, exactly??

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Ignore him. He's trolling us with random junk about constantly killing or diseasing the crew. I tried to help him with the rules, but he obviously ignored me.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Justtoyourleft said:
Thanks to AdmiralGarak for completing the S2 list.

No problem. 'Cept, now we've skipped Civil Defense. D'oh!

Civil Ceremony Defense
Garak and Bashir lobby the Vedek Assembly to allow same-sex partnerships. Not that they're gay or anything. No really. Stop looking so suspicious. The're just friends! No I'm not being irrational. What do you mean I'm being too defensive? Fine. Bashir might be gay. But, Garak isn't. He's NOT! Now, shut up, you. Shut up!


Next up is Prophet Motive...

 

[Kevin]

Motive's Prophet-

Bashir decides to pull a prank on Sisko and pretend to be the real Emissary. He did not expect half of the bajoran people to turn into his followers. Because he gained popularity he also gained hatred and cardassians came to the station to kill him. There was a whole squad after him... They killed him...

(also i am not trolling you with anything, I looked for that lsit... I could not find it anywhere...)

 

[AdmiralGarak]

AdmiralGarak said:
See the episode list I linked to on the first page of the game.

You're PM confirms you found it.

And you're not helping your "I'm not trolling" plea when you once again post the very same death scenario that was mentioned as evidence of your trolling.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Pro-Fett Motive

Section 31 come up with a plan to create an army of clones to battle the Jem'Hadar. They need a template with brains and brawn, so they kidnap Worf and Bashir in an attempt to get them to breed.

 

[MyCylon]

^^


Veterinary
After mistaking a preganglionic fibre for a postganglionic nerve outside classroom, Bashir is demoted to veterinary assistant. When Gowron's pet targ falls ill, he sees his chance to regain all that he has lost...

 

[Kevin]

AdmiralGarak said:

AdmiralGarak said:
See the episode list I linked to on the first page of the game.

You're PM confirms you found it.

And you're not helping your "I'm not trolling" plea when you once again post the very same death scenario that was mentioned as evidence of your trolling.

I didn't kill off any non-essential characters. Also I never confirmed anything! There really is no list that I can see.

 

[PKTrekGirl]

Kevin said:
OH GOD!-
bashir and Jadzia run away from the station and go to Risa. Sisko is outraged and chases after them. Once he finds them he slaps bashir and punches Jadzia. He then demotes them both to Petty officers and then has them both scrub the plasma manifolds. Then Sisko realizes that the plot of the episode so far sucked and was not funny at all so he retired to a small moon orbiting bajor. The sad part is he did not know it had no atmosphere so one day he went outside and blowed up. The End.

Okay. That's enough, Kevin.

Your multiple posts illustrate that either you are WAY too fixated on death and destruction...or you are trolling this forum.

Either way, it stops now or you'll have a warning.

 

[Kevin]

ok... I wasn't trying to sidrupt anything or annoy anyone... You could have jsut said, "please stop posting edpisodes like those. Thanks. =)..." Then i would have stopped...

 

[Mitty]

Long Distance Voices. Sisko is outraged when he gets the subspace telephone bill to see that various members of his staff haven been communicating with adult fantasy lines. The crew are forced to work overtime to pay off the debt, but problems arise when a new reality holosuite programme needs crew members to call in with votes to continue the narrative with hilarious results.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Through The Eye Of The Needle - O'Brien makes a bet one night in Quarks, that he can get a camel through the eye of a needle. Everyone wants a piece of that action forgetting that he's a qualified engineer with the knowledge of subspace compression. Several shrunk camels later, O'Brien is counting his winnings, when he is arrested by the Cardassian Humane Association. It's time to lose some more teeth...

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Improbable Claus
When Odo arrests Santa Claus for bringing deer aboard the station without a permit, the children of the universe have only one hope to save Christmas... Santa Worf.
Worf: "I protest! I am NOT a jolly old elf!"

 

[Darth_Pazuzu]

The Dye Is Cast
When Enabran Tain leads an attack by Cardassia's Obsidian Order and the Romulan Tal Shiar on the Founders' homeworld, they discover all too late that it's a trap! The Jem'Hadar unleash a powerful superweapon on the combined Romulan/Cardassian fleet that causes all the crewmembers' hair to turn a bright day-glo pink!!

 

[Mitty]

Exploders. Sisko and Jake start a project to build micro explosive devices for a fireworks celebration at Cardassia Prime. Things start to go wrong however when the equipment they are using needs new self sealing Stem Bolts and the only supplier is Brunt. Quark is forced to beg for Stem Bolts.

 

[INACTIVESamusAranX]

Extended Family Business: When Quark begins offering a discount for his family members at his bar, obscure cousins and in-laws begin showing up out of the woodwork.

 

[Jamee999]

Shaker not Stirred: Quark enters the Barman of the Quadrant competition, but is challenged by a familiar doctor.