Rename An Episode!

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Face Zits - Worf is going through the Klingon second puberty, called K'hjfasdkur in the original Klingon. It occurs around age 35 when their spare testicle drops. As a result, Worf is one giant walking G'ortch. After seven days of mopping up pus, O'Brien and the maintenance crew form a union and go on strike.

 

[INACTIVESamusAranX]

The Anniversary: O'Brien and Keiko plan a romantic dinner to and vacatio to celebrate their anniversary, but Nog and Jake ruin it when they sneak along on the Runabout.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Weigh The Warrior: Part 1

Quark's latest betting scam involves getting his patrons to guess the weight of Worf. But he tries to rig the competition by adding crash weight gain to Worf's regular prune juice. Two weeks later Jadzia turns up with a loaded Bat'leth, wanting a quiet word.

 

[MyCylon]

Ok, hilarious ideas guys! So, here's the S3 roundup:

The Surge, Part 1
The Surge, Part 2
The House of Shark
Equilubricant
Decadent Skin
The Abducted
Civil Ceremony Defense
Branch Devidian
The Fie Ant
Fascinating
Past Tents: Part 1
Past Tents: Part 2
Child Support
Dart of Stone
Density
Pro-Fett Motive
Veterinary
Long Distance Voices
Through the Eye of the Needle
Improbable Claus
The Dye is Cast
Exploders
Extended Family Business
Shaker not Stirred
Face Zits
The Anniversary

 

[Mitty]

Weigh of the Warrior Part 2

After sending Worf on a crash diet, Sisko and co have to cope with a Fat Klingon Convention that arrives on the station. Meanwhile Quark sells a new drink designed to help the Klingon's lose weight but with the side effect of them losing control of their sphincters.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

The Vista

When O'Brien upgrades the station computer's operating system... (Insert your own Windoze nightmare here).
The station blows up, Bakor's sun goes supernova, then the universe implodes.

 

[Jamee999]

Hippies' Oath - The Flower People take control of the station!

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Imitation
The writers of DS9 decide to piss off JMS by creating an episode in which Kira must settle a dispute between the Marn and the Tencari while Bashir matches wits with a black gloved telekinetic George Takei. Meanwhile, the Prohets cryptically warn Sisko that if he goes Zothlorien, Zinas Mirith, or Zarad-Bur he will die.

Hmm, this was subtle.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Rebooted

Starring Samuel L. Jackson as Captain Sisko, Gary Coleman as his son Jake, Angelina Jolie as Jadzia Dax, Colin Farell as Miles O'Brien, Nick Stahl as Dr Bashir, Sigourney Weaver as Kira Nerys, Robert Patrick as Odo, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Quark, Andrew J Robinson as Garak and Alan Rickman as Dukat. Welcome to your all new DS9.

 

[Jamee999]

Starship Brown

718 Borg Cubes enter the Bajor system.

 

[DsZ]

EDIT: Damn, too slow.

Starship Down Under

The Defiant picks up a hitchhiker called Gorn Dundee on the planet Aussie 4 in the Gamma Quadrant. On their way back to the station Gorn Dundee causes a lot of hilarious moments with the crew, but is unexpectedly killed by Worf after mocking him by saying "You call that a bat'leth? This is a bat'leth!" while holding up a dildo.

 

[DsZ]

Little White Klingons

After standing too close to the Defiant's warpcore, Worf becomes steril. He tries to get back his manhood by slaughtering as many Ferengi as he can find, but ends up falling in love with Quark's mother and marries her. Quark however refuses to call him daddy... and hilarity ensues.

 

[Darth_Pazuzu]

Our Man Morn
Bashir and Garak must fight for their lives in Bashir's secret-agent program on the holosuite. Unbeknownst to our heroic duo, however, Morn has taken on the role of a Felix Leiter-type character and offers our heroes his services. He also has a lot of advice to offer - far, far too much advice, in fact!

 

[MyCylon]

^^
Missed one:

The Snore of Kahless

Worf sets out on an epic quest with the reborn Klingon leader Kahless to the Gamma quadrant. Little does Worf know that this great hero holds a well-protected secret. As they both lie down to sleep the first night of their trip, Worf is about to find out...

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Home with Brunt

Hilarity ensues when Quark has to share quarters with Liquidator Brunt for a week, during a board meeting on DS9. Brunt enjoys lording it over Quark, but hasn't told him that he's been fired from the FCA. When Quark finds out, the boot is on the other foot, as Brunt is put to work polishing spittoons in the bar!

 

[DsZ]

Paradise Frost

The inofficial prequel to "Let He Who Is Without Sin" takes place on Breen, where Captain Sisko takes a vacation with Jake and Kassidy. During this lovely vacation Jake gets kidnapped by aliens from the Jacko Nebula, but is immediately returned after they realize he is almost 18.

 

[Mitty]

Mossfire.

A Botany expedition to the Gamma Quadrant returns, however a sample of Gamma Moss escapes and soon the entire station is covered with Moss. The only solution is to empty the entire station and vent the atmosphere so that the Moss will die.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Return To Grace Park

O'Brien gets another dose of Romulan time travel particles, and is sent careering through history. Through one of his jaunts, he actually changes his wife's genetic code so she looks just like Grace Park. It only lasts for the one trip, and he spends the rest of the episode trying in vain to get her back.

 

[Darth_Pazuzu]

Sons Of Nog
To his horror, Jake discovers that his best friend may not have been completely full of it when it came to the subject of females!

 

[Mitty]

Bart Association.
The entire station becomes obsessed with a new holoprogram set in the 20th century town of Springfield. The hero of the program is a character named "Bart". But worse than that, there are massive fights over who will play the character of "Homer", all except for Quark who wants to play the character of "Mr Burns".