Rename An Episode!
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Powered Eyes - Geordi La Forge's ocular implants develop sentience and escape their owner. They seek asylum in Leeta's cleavage, prompting chaos when queues form to conduct a search.
Shadowplay 
Bashir and O'Brien use their hands to make funny shadows on the wall. Odo joins them and ruins all the fun with this shapeshifting abilities.
P.S.: Anyone feel free to do another one based on Shadowplay. I just couldn't resist keeping the name for this one
Bashir and O'Brien use their hands to make funny shadows on the wall. Odo joins them and ruins all the fun with this shapeshifting abilities.
P.S.: Anyone feel free to do another one based on Shadowplay. I just couldn't resist keeping the name for this one
Slaying Bob- A strange person named Bob is murdered, and just for fun, the crew decides to play a game to figure it out since Odo is on vacation.
Prophet and Loss
Quark is visited by the Prophets, who want him to teach them how to play tongo! In the meantime, Garak is visited by a woman who claims to be a fortune teller and tells him he is about to die!
Quark is visited by the Prophets, who want him to teach them how to play tongo! In the meantime, Garak is visited by a woman who claims to be a fortune teller and tells him he is about to die!
Bloody Oaf - Keiko has Cardassian crabs, and has to take a couple of days off school. Husband Miles tries to do her a favour and cover her lessons. Soon the station's children are all swearing like Irish engineers, just in time for the Kai's visit, Buggrit!
The Mocking, Part 1- Still miffed at the whole Picard killed Sisko's wife deal, The station's crew begins mocking the crew of the Enterprise with Yo' Mama jokes. Needless to say, Picard's crew answers in kind.
Highlights include:
Data: "Your mother's obesity is so extensive that she exceeds her bathroom scale's recommended structural capacity by approximately 199.978 kilograms."
Dax: "Your mama's so easy that she once slept with Curzon Dax and got crabs!"
Picard: "Your mother is so fat that Shakespeare once wrote that 'All the world is yo mama.'"
LaForge: "Your mother is so stupid that she doesn't know the difference between a neutrino fluctuation in plasma routing junction 47-C and a level 3 field imbalance causing a phase-variance in the impulse regulator coils!"
Morn: (Well, you kind of had to be there for this one. But, God, was his put down of Troi's mother the most hilarious thing I've ever heard in my life.
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Highlights include:
Data: "Your mother's obesity is so extensive that she exceeds her bathroom scale's recommended structural capacity by approximately 199.978 kilograms."
Dax: "Your mama's so easy that she once slept with Curzon Dax and got crabs!"
Picard: "Your mother is so fat that Shakespeare once wrote that 'All the world is yo mama.'"
LaForge: "Your mother is so stupid that she doesn't know the difference between a neutrino fluctuation in plasma routing junction 47-C and a level 3 field imbalance causing a phase-variance in the impulse regulator coils!"
Morn: (Well, you kind of had to be there for this one. But, God, was his put down of Troi's mother the most hilarious thing I've ever heard in my life.
)
SamusAranX said:
Hey!
What'd I say?
The Mocking Pt II: With the Enterprise orbting DS9, Quark Loses business as everyone beams over to the ship to use the holodecks for free. Meanwhile Sisko has a tempestuous love affair with Guinan and Morn goes bowling with Data's head.
The Voyeur - Quark has a great money spinning idea. He gets the station crew and locks them in a holodeck for three months, piping the camera feed to the whole of Bajor. Setting them petty tasks and getting the Bajoran viewers to vote out their least favourites, he makes a fortune, until Dax reveals how much of a slut she actually is, bringing down the wrath of the Vedeks who take the program off the air.
Sleepover
Nog sleeps over at the Siskos' quarters when the environmental controls go haywire in his quarters. But when Jake and Nog wake up in the morning, they find themselves in...the alternate universe! 
Nog sleeps over at the Siskos' quarters when the environmental controls go haywire in his quarters. But when Jake and Nog wake up in the morning, they find themselves in...the alternate universe!
The Illewdium Pew 36 Explosive Space Modulator
The station is invaded by little Martians going Nak Nak Nak. All seems lost until Odo shapeshifts into a wabbit!
The station is invaded by little Martians going Nak Nak Nak. All seems lost until Odo shapeshifts into a wabbit!
They Killed Weyoun...
Our heroes once again are trapped in a holosuite malfunction, but this time, Dominion representatives are with them and it's based on the late 20th to early 21st century television show, "South Park." Weyoun is Kenny...
Miles O'Brien as Eric Cartman
Julian Bashir as Stan Marsh
Ezri Dax as Wendy
Worf as Kyle...
Our heroes once again are trapped in a holosuite malfunction, but this time, Dominion representatives are with them and it's based on the late 20th to early 21st century television show, "South Park." Weyoun is Kenny...
Miles O'Brien as Eric Cartman
Julian Bashir as Stan Marsh
Ezri Dax as Wendy
Worf as Kyle...
I think you two sort of need to re-read the directions. 
Somehow I don't think those names were parodies of "The Collaborator" and "Tribunal".
Somehow I don't think those names were parodies of "The Collaborator" and "Tribunal".
Mitty said:
SamusAranX said:
Hey!
What'd I say?
The Mocking Pt II: With the Enterprise orbting DS9, Quark Loses business as everyone beams over to the ship to use the holodecks for free. Meanwhile Sisko has a tempestuous love affair with Guinan and Morn goes bowling with Data's head.
Ummm...your episode.
The Carburetor
The crew of the Defiant face imminent destruction as the ship's engine threatens to fail. O'Brien feverishly tries to locate the problem...
Tribe-Union
A tribe of spacefaring aliens comes aboard DS9 to work for Quark. Little does he know their plans are to form a union once employed.
The crew of the Defiant face imminent destruction as the ship's engine threatens to fail. O'Brien feverishly tries to locate the problem...
Tribe-Union
A tribe of spacefaring aliens comes aboard DS9 to work for Quark. Little does he know their plans are to form a union once employed.
I'm combining episodes... Weyoun dies repeatedly... Shot by a phaser... transporter accident... committing suicide... broken neck ala Worf... shot by another phaser...AdmiralGarak said:
I think you two sort of need to re-read the directions.
The Gem'Hadar
Jake and Nog strike it rich when they visit a planet in the Gamma Quadrant and find precious gemstones. However, they soon discover that the planet is home to a vicious alien race who does not take kindly to aliens robbing their precious stones!
Jake and Nog strike it rich when they visit a planet in the Gamma Quadrant and find precious gemstones. However, they soon discover that the planet is home to a vicious alien race who does not take kindly to aliens robbing their precious stones!
Tragic happenings- Jake is looking for work as a writer but cannot find any. As a starving artist he decides to get a job at Quark's. One day while he is frying up some tube grubs for the Nagus, who just visited, he falls into the fryer and deep fries himself. Quark then brings him up to the bridge and sells him to the crew as fried chicken and Captain Sisko is especially found of it and has seconds. Odo, of course, discovers that it is Jake and ruins Quarks fun, once again, and throws him in a holding cell. Then Sisko has thirds, while he grieves his son's loss, because he wants Jake and him to be together again. Then he gets a stomach ache and sues Quark for bad cooking.
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