Rename An Episode!

[MyCylon]

Here's a round up of S2. A new name for The Siege seems to be missing! And even though I thought up a new story for "Shadowplay", it didn't get a new name in the process - so feel welcome to add a new one.

The Gnome Coming
The Triangle
-- (The Siege)
Bureaucratic Procedures
Cardassians Gone Wild
Aroma
Rules Of Inebriation
Unnecessary Evil
Turkish Delight
Sanctimonious
Virals
The Altered Mate
The Armageddon It Game
Whiskers
Powered Eyes
Shadowplay
Slaying Bob
Prophet and Loss
Bloody Oaf
The Mocking, Part 1
The Mocking, Part 2
The Voyeur
Sleepover
The Carburetor
Tribe-Union
The Gem'Hadar

 

[Darth_Pazuzu]

The Surge, Part I
Starfleet orders reinforcements through the wormhole to deal decisively with the Dominion threat, although they didn't completely take into account the full number of troops that would be needed!

 

[AdmiralGarak]

The Surge, Part 2
While performing maintenance on the Defiant, O'Brien's console explodes in his face after he coughs slightly. The Chief sues the Defiant's designer, Captain Sisko, for negligence. Sisko doesn't sweat the lawsuit too much, until over 150 billion Starfleet officers injured by exploding consoles also file their own lawsuits.

 

[Candlelight]

The House of Shark

Hugh Laurie and James Woods arrive on the station, hilarity and a lot of snide remarks ensue.

 

[tobindax]

i'd rename several 1st/2nd season episodes "whining of kira about poor bajor blah blah blah" and "yet more whining of kira about poor bajor let's slaughter all cardassians like animals and blah"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Equilubricant - Garak and Bashir... Well you figure it out!

 

[INACTIVESamusAranX]

Decadent Skin: Odo contracts melanoma and his skin begins flaking all over the station, prompting the janitors on the station to go on strike.

 

[Darth_Pazuzu]

The Abducted
Commander Sisko and the crew of DS9 find themselves in a moral and ethical dilemma when they learn that the Romulans have sent their forces into the Gamma Quadrant to kidnap infant Jem'Hadar from their hatcheries!

 

[Kevin]

Loss of Hands-
After a month in the front lines without going into space dock Sisko realizes that the writers have killed off all of the crew except the senor staff. The writers must kill someone else off so the senor staff has a vote and throws Jadzia out the airlock. Eventually everyone has been voted off the ship except Benjamin and the shows ratings plummet after 17 episodes of what Sisko calls, "Cooking with Sisko," Where he teaches the audience how to cook gumbo with nothing but dilithium, LSD, feild rations, anti matter, a phaser, and a hypo-spanner. The sad part is he never thought of using the replicator for food and he dies.

 

[Mitty]

Branch Devidian. A glitch in the wormhole brings David Koresh to the station moments before he set fire to the compound in Waco. By doing this Tasha Yar appears on the station and ends up going back with Koresh.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

The Fie Ant -

DS9 pays host to a Shakespearean insect colony. All goes well until O'Brien sprays half the cast mistaking them for an infestation. The day is saved when an understudy calms anger with a perfectly performed soliloquy.

 

[Kevin]

My bad. i apologize.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

^First of all, we're going in episode order. Second of all, you didn't actually rename the episode.

Anyway, Justtoyourleft says we skipped The Siege, so...
The Seize
Odo seizes Quark's latest cargo shipment, only to find that it contains industrial strength Tribble Viagra. Things go wrong, however, when the Tribble Viagra reacts badly with his Changeling physiology causing him to permanantly morph into a 25 foot-long... well... err... ummm...

*WARNING* This episode can no longer be aired in 49 states, 73 countries, and most of the more civilized galaxies.

And moving on to the next episode
Fascinating
Odo and Captain Picard are seemingly greatful when Lwaxanna Troi finally finds a new husband, Ambassador Spock. But when jealousy rears its ugly head, the crew of DS9 and the viewing audience are utterly dumbfounded by the three way battle for Lwaxanna Troi's affections.

 

[Kevin]

(Virals is next right? Sorry if it is not)

Viralis occulos-

The crew of the Defiant Finds a strange planet in the Gamma Quadrant inhabited by Three foot tall puce skinned woman. In order to satisfy his "Medical Curiosity" Julian Has sex with one of them only later to find out that he has contracted Aids from her because her species carries the virus.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Actually, "Past Tense, Part 1" is next. See the episode list I linked to on the first page of the game.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Past Tents: Part 1

The Siskos book a camping time travel holiday to Woodstock. Jake takes some bad acid and winds up changing history when he mugs Jimi Hendrix. Can Captain Sisko learn to play the guitar in time to take his place?

 

[INACTIVESamusAranX]

Pas Tents Part II: Sisko learns how to play guitar, but they still need a drummer...everyone starts staring at Kira for some reason...

 

[Mitty]

Child Support: Keiko finally cracks it with Miles and leaves the station permanently. Her demand for child support causes Miles to get two extra jobs, one washing dishes in Quarks bar and the other measuring inside legs in Garak's shop. Hilarity ensues.

 

[Kevin]

Dukat-

Gul Dukat comes to the station tog et freaky with the captain. When Sisko says he is not interested Dukat plants a bomb on the station but before it can blow up Quark deep frys it and serves it as a to go lunch to Kai Winn. As the esteemed Kai is leaving the station her shuttle explodes and even though the stations shields should have protected the crew half of the consoles on these stations explode and kill half of the non-essential characters. Sisko could really care less so he goes back to his quarters to make some shrimp creole but he realizes that whent he console in his room exploded his burnt all his shrimp so he declares war on Dukat and plunges the federation into war killing off every single last character in the series besides the main characters. and Nog gets promoted to the Senor staff for no reason what so ever.

 

[MyCylon]

Dart of Stone

A mysterious space anomaly turns the chief's and the doctor's darts into stone. Seeing their favorite pass time in danger, they decide to turn the station into a giant deflector dish to counteract the effects of the anomaly. Things take a turn for the worse when their experiment shuts down the wormhole instead...