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Think Intelligent Design has been thoroughly debunked by evolutionist 'science' ? Watch THIS!
(TNG: The Chase)
 
1. Proof that Harry Kim is dumber than a sack of hammers.
2. Showing planet-wide genocide some love.
3. Proof that Susan B. Anthony could have gotten women the vote in 1866 by banging Andrew Johnson.
4. Want a promotion? Sock your superior!
5. The 2150's developed perfect anti-aging technology!
6. Janeway finishes off Harry's already ruined Starfleet Career.
7. The big corporation vs. the little guy, and the corporation wins.
8. Blaming it on the dog, 24th century style.
9. Picard loses his job because he's shorter and has hair.
10. Pike finds out too late he SERIOUSLY picked the wrong side.

Answers...
1. Non Sequiteur
2. Half a Life
3. Profit and Lace
4. Parallax
5. These Are the Voyages
6. The Disease
7. Progress
8. Aquiel
9. Rascals
10. Lift us where Suffering Cannot Reach
 
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Five more...

1. Worf the human-raised Starfleet-trained Klingon guru.
2. Crazy granola lady shows her recipe for Baked Benjamin.
3. Janeway decides that holograms have more rights than flesh and blood crew.
4. She does it again because she's hot for the hologram in question.
5. Everyone blames Trip for something that was everyone else's fault.

Answers...
1. Birthright part 2
2. Paradise
3. Latent Image
4. Spirit Folk
5. Cogenitor
 
Five more. This is fun.
EDIT... NO! TEN!

1. Kinky lamp sex on Planet Scotland
2. Raining Out Risa
3. The Enterprise Comes to Life... Just Kidding
4. Janeway helps dumb people destroy their own world.
5. Archer's Bug Fetish
6. Picard risks two officers' lives unnecessarily so he can CRUSH his enemy
7. Skeletonizing phasers and a psychic Greek chorus
8. Picard has a secret son... no he doesn't.
9. Riker has a not so secret son... no he doesn't.
10. Worf's secret son catches up with him, and proves a great disappointment.

Answers...
1. Sub Rosa
2. Let he who is Without Sin...
3. Emergence
4. Thirty Days
5. Hatchery
6. When the Bough Breaks
7. Loud as a Whisper
8. Bloodlines
9. Future Imperfect
10. New Ground (Sons and Daughters is also acceptable)
 
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And eight more...
1. Deanna has a not so secret son... but he croaked.
2. Deanna had a secret sister... yeah, she bought the farm too.
3. At least Geordi hasn't lost either of his parents like every other TNG main cast member ha... oh, crap. Never mind.
4. Riker gets poked, blacks out, and has some really crazy dreams.
5. Adolescent suicide from 40 years in the future.
6. Prince Humperdinck drives Quark batty, then his creations turn on him.
7. Sisko finds out the only thing worse than being the Emissary is NOT being the Emissary.
8. Chakotay gets mooned.

Answers...
1. The Child
2. Dark Page
3. Interface
4. Shades of Gray
5. Firstborn
6. Rivals
7. Accession
8. Waking Moments
 
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