Rename a Star Trek episode as a clickbait youtube title

[Grendelsbayne]

Ten reasons you shouldn't buy Tulaberry wine - Number 3 will shock you!

 

[at Quark's]

No one can bear to be around this entitled woman!
(TNG: Remember Me. The 'entitled' part is based on her remark 'if there's nothing wrong with me, there must be something wrong with the universe!')
Season 1's most exciting moments!
(Shades of Gray)
They didn't expect his pants to hide a monster of this size!
(Conspiracy)
Dementia experience simulator.
(Parallels)
You'll never believe what happens next!
(Basically every Star Trek episode)

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

You'll never guess what happens when this kid runs on the grass.

 

[at Quark's]

Think your dog peeing against a tree is harmless? Watch THIS!
Here's why you NEVER should trust cheese!
Bad table manners - meeting goes horribly wrong!
Authorities distrust random guy simply for being too smart!

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

You'll never guess why you don't need Dettol on the holodeck

 

[at Quark's]

Transporters Supposedly Are The Safest Way To Travel .... But They Never Told You THIS!

 

[Grendelsbayne]

Why you've been using Warp Drive WRONG your whole life!

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The numbers they DON'T want you to see - how Starfleet's PRIDE is going to kill us all!

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Till DEATH do they part?! - 10 things the Vulcans have kept HIDDEN from us ALL! (Number 7 is NOT logical!)

 

[The Wormhole]

Admittedly, this is dipping into an obscure Trek BBS injoke but:

Deanna Troi's secret sister - eaten by a wolf!

 

[Nerys Myk]

The Borg have a spokesman. Here's why it's bad news for Capt. Picard.

 

[Avro Arrow]

Ghosts of the Past: Did a Starfleet Crew Really Find One of the Most Notorious TYRANTS of the 20th Century?!

Starfleet Officers Meet GOD - And it DOESN'T Go How You Expect!

Camp Khitomer: The Conspiracy That Nearly Changed EVERYTHING!

Mystery of the Briar Patch: What Starfleet DOESN'T Want You to Know!

Secret Plot EXPOSED: Starfleet Admiral Attempts Bajoran Genocide!

Terror in the Cardassian Union: Rogue Starfleet Captain Goes on RAMPAGE!!

How Did This Starfleet Ship End Up Abandoned on a Delta Quadrant Mining Colony? The Answer May SHOCK You!

"Double" Homicide: Starfleet Officers Kill Their Own Clones!

 

[Grendelsbayne]

Our children have been BRAINWASHED by the Borg - and it's all because of Captain Picard's SECRET love child!

 

[Shawnster]

Starfleet Officer and Federation Ambassador Caught in Threesome with a Ferengi

 

[The Wormhole]

Bridge officer accuses Spock of being a Romulan spy, and the evidence is shockingly compelling. (Thumbnail image would include side by side pictures of Sarek and the Romulan Commander played by Mark Lenard)
"We met in Sherwood Forest" A woman's strange relationship with Q
Dr. Bashir's shocking secret that made Dr. Zimmerman reject him as the new EMH template

 

[picards bald cap fitter]

Children go crazy after parents die shocking end

 

[Reymet_2]

You even can't imagine WHAT they have found on an uninhabited planet!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Starfleet officer's wild weekend on Risa.

 

[Nerys Myk]

You'll never believe what we found at Qo'no'S core or how it got there!

 

[Farscape One]

If you think you have had a bad day, Miles O'Brien has entered the room...

 

[SCE2Aux]

Psych Expert Says 'Act More Like An Android': The Simple Life Hack That Allows Anyone To Conquer Their TRAUMA !

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

Psych Expert Says 'Act More Like An Android': The Simple Life Hack That Allows Anyone To Conquer Their TRAUMA !

I can picture actual experts using that .