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Here's the TV series idea: Gene Roddenberry, Gene L. Coon, Matt Jeffries, and possibly other select writers from TOS were actually the survivors from the crew of a mid-25th century civilian student research ship that, by way of an accident, ended up damaged and stranded on Earth in the year 1943. (In particular, the computers containing informational databases were utterly destroyed, along with the bridge.) They were recovered by the U.S. military, and being civilians, not seeing any way to get home, and not feeling particularly bound by the Prime Directive, they spilled the beans on anything and everything the military asked them about - including enough information to pre-empt WWIII and the Eugenics Wars. The information they revealed took the world off the rails that led to their future, irrevocably, and ultimately, they knew it.

Shortly after the end of WWII, the government decided they had gotten everything they could get out of them, swore them to secrecy and made them promise to keep themselves available for any further questions, and set them up with paperwork, civilian backgrounds and lives. Eventually, the restrictions on them were eased enough to allow them to use some of their actual knowledge to try to gain fame and fortune by creating a TV show - Star Trek. (Leading to some quotes about getting around the censors that were frequently misunderstood by the general public. ;)) Their input and notes led to TNG, DS9, Enterprise, and even parts of Voyager.

Fast forward to now: The U.S. government has managed to reverse engineer enough of the research ship to build an advanced base on the far side of the moon, a system of early warning sensors and telescopic platforms throughout our planetary system. And their own low-warp-capable ship, the U.S.S. Alcubierre. They are training a crew to man her... when they detect a ship approaching Earth from outside the system*. The decision is made, the ship will be launched to intercept the incoming vessel, but one of the heads of the program detects one distinct lack in the crew: all of their training to this point has been in ship's operations, zero-g training, etc. The notes on known alien civilizations and such have not been reviewed. So while the final preparations are made, he recruits several members of TrekBBS, and has them flown in for the launch!

I see this as a hour-long dramedy, with real character development and action, but also with a tongue-in-cheek, kinda-self-aware nature to some parts of it.

*I envision these as being Klingons, who have come to investigate broadcasts that seemingly depict them. After an initial encounter that goes badly, the Alcubierre escapes to go seek help, which of course leads into the first story arc of the series. The Klingons decide to take over Earth, since they're here, anyway - which turns out to not be as easy as they probably thought. This could lead to a lot of very serious, and also some very amusing, Earth-based scenes as a B-plot for the series, which would be a cost savings during that first vital "proving" season.

Well? Whatya think?
 
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It's a kind of "3rd Rock from the Sun" meets "Gilligan's Island" meets "The Apprentice" meets "Defying Gravity".
 
It would be funnier if the participants thought they were actually going into space - a true reality series, not a parody of one.

But as a scripted series, it would be too hard to avoid the pitfalls of cliched, strained comedy.

And yes, you could find a 12 people stupid enough to think there was some secret space program in existence that could take them far beyond the Solar System. You could find 12,000. And speaking of that, where are all the reality shows that tap into the Truthers, the Birthers and various nutcases who believe just about anything? You could have a field day with that, creating scenarios that purport to expose whatever lunacy they believe, and then the producers just film the fallout. It couldn't help but be entertaining. What Glenn Beck does, only produced by and for sane people.
 
I'm definitely not seeing this as a reality series - definitely scripted. I just hadn't come up with a better name for the series yet.

As to which TBBSers I had in mind, I wasn't really thinking in terms of specific posters, so much as archetypes. I figured a mix of 5 military types and 4 Trekkers for the main cast, and that breaks down like this:

1. The Captain - Serious, pragmatic, but seasoned enough to be a bit relaxed in his command style, the Captain (U.S. Navy Commander Frank Lassiter) has the most experience of any of the crew, being oldest, and also having commanded an American Navy frigate. The rural northern Illinois native commanded the Alcubierre during her shakedown trip out to go bring back pictures of Voyager I. He is concerned about the lack of training and discipline among the civilians, but welcomes their insight - he's smart enough to know he's in over his head in some ways.

2. Gunnery - South Carolina native Major Emily Adams was recruited into the Alcubierre program after performing exceptionally well in the Air Force's UAV program. A bit of a hardass regarding ship's discipline when on duty - but a video gaming enthusiast (but not in a nerdy way) when off duty, mostly (unsurprisingly, I suppose) military combat games. Operates along with the other gunners under her command out of the auxillary command room, and is the ship's second in command.

3. Sensors - Sensor Officer Lt. Vic Jones (U.S. Navy) manages the efforts of the personnel in the Sensor Room from either the Bridge (usually) or the aux command room, translating requests from the rest of the crew into meaningful orders for the sensor operators, and relaying those operators output back to the command crew.

4. Ship's Doctor - Royal* Air Force Captain Dr. Andrew Pratchett cares deeply for his responsibilites to maintain the crew's mental and physical well-being, including the civilians - but does not care for being called "Bones". (At least, at the start of the series. ;))

5. Engineer - Lt. Cmdr Isaac Wester performs a similar function to the Sensor Officer, only he commands the Engineering section, which is responsible for calculating trajectories and engine power and moving the ship, as well as maintaining all of the equipment on the ship. He studied with Dr. Alcubierre at the Max Planck Institute for Gravitational Physics in Potsdam, Germany in the late 90s. He is the one of the military personnel that is a sci-fi geek - but he's a Star Wars/Stargate buff, and before joining the program, didn't like Trek! (He is also, by coincidence, the man who would have been Zephram Cochrane's maternal grandfather, if not for the timeline change - but I'm not sure that will ever matter or even be revealed in the series.)

Then for the TBBSers, we need:

1. Complete geek guy who LIVES Trek and speaks Klingon well enough to carry on conversations in it. (Which will do him absolutely no good, since it is a made up version of the language. :devil:)

2. Flirty "Full-figured" woman with a Trek focus (cultures, uniforms, ships, etc).

3. Board troll, also with a Trek focus.

4. Nerdy woman with a Trek focus who could actually be really hot if she realized she could be - but doesn't.

I don't want to flesh these characters out too much, because I would rather base them on actual board members or people I know.

*the U.S. is sharing and cooperating with the U.K. and Australia in three independent projects that each are running regarding the information recovered from the crash

I have this idea that the Klingons might actually help one country take over the world, so that they could get one surrender instead of individual surrenders from dozens of countries. I also have this image in my head of a street gang fighting Klingons aisle to aisle in a large grocery store. :D
 
This is a tangent, but I remember reading a published fan short story where, due to a transporter malfunction, Captain Kirk and one or two others are transported from their universe to ours and William Shatner and the actors are transported to the universe where Star Trek is real. Shatner has at least to feign command of the Enterprise during an encounter with the Klingons.

I thought it might have made a fun "one off" episode with that premise in TNG. Picard, Data, and Worf could've traded places with Patrick Stewart, Brent Spiner, and Michael Dorn. Patrick Stewart would've had to feign command of the Enterprise during a crisis or diplomatic situation. We'd see how Data and Worf were in the "real" world. Captain Picard could meet Rick Berman. Data could've brainstormed solutions with Ronald D. Moore and Brannon Braga. Whether great or awful, it would've been memorable.
 
This is a tangent, but I remember reading a published fan short story where, due to a transporter malfunction, Captain Kirk and one or two others are transported from their universe to ours and William Shatner and the actors are transported to the universe where Star Trek is real. Shatner has at least to feign command of the Enterprise during an encounter with the Klingons.

That's actually two stories, Jean Lorrah's & Willard Hunt's "Visit To A Weird Planet", which had Kirk, Spock, and McCoy wind up on the Star Trek set, and Ruth Berman's "Visit To A Weird Planet Revisited", where we see what happened to Shatner, Nimoy, and Kelley during that period.

I thought it might have made a fun "one off" episode with that premise in TNG. Picard, Data, and Worf could've traded places with Patrick Stewart, Brent Spiner, and Michael Dorn. Patrick Stewart would've had to feign command of the Enterprise during a crisis or diplomatic situation. We'd see how Data and Worf were in the "real" world. Captain Picard could meet Rick Berman. Data could've brainstormed solutions with Ronald D. Moore and Brannon Braga. Whether great or awful, it would've been memorable.
Would you believe it's been done?
 
I think I'm hoping this is a joke..because, no offense, it's gotta be one of the WORST ideas I've heard.
 
It does give me an idea or two if I wind up pursuing my Starship Eldridge concept.

If there's one ship in the fleet where something like "The Office" would work, it's the Eldrige...
 
I have an idea, which could be most closely described as a cross between "The Apprentice" and "The Colony" (post-apocalyptic reality show on History) and the Kobyashi Maru. You have a group of persons live on a soundstage designed to be like a starship. Every week, this group of persons has to handle a mission similar to what crews faced on the Star Trek TV series. A different person could be designated as the "Captain" every week. The situations could be ship based, like the Kobyashi Maru, or they could go on "Away Missions" (via a vehicle with the inside mocked up as a shuttlecraft) to other "planets" or space stations, etc. After each mission, a panel of Star Trek experts (Jonathan Frakes, Ronald D. Moore, Ira Behr, Mike Okuda, etc.) evaluates the crew's performance and "fires" the weakest performer. Now, I want to stress I wouldn't consider this a serious idea yet, but it's been an interesting "thought experiment" so far.
 
Just turn it into a game, one of those easy-to-get-into social media games. Give the players assignments that they solve in conjunction with teammates, which might be their Facebook friends, ad-hoc teams, or whatever.

Successful teams get more challenging and interesting assignments. Teams can break apart and re-form if individuals turn out to be better than the team they are stuck with. A lot of the entertainment value happens in interactions between players, before, during and after the game.

But instead of the folks you listed, the Star Trek connection should be provided by people playing "Kirk" and "Spock" - not the real actors of course, unless they think it would be a hoot to do it, but people hired at minimum wage to participate in the games by performing as Kirk and Spock avatars. I'm not even sure you'd need to pay them, but it would probably be a good idea, just so you have some leverage over their behavior. ;)

Social media games are taking off so ferociously that I'm amazed the big Hollywood franchises haven't started doing their own games. Unlike the "real" games that already exist, which are too hard to get into to ever break out of the gamer ghetto, social media games are becoming a true mass-market phenomenon.

The audience is the same as the mass-market broadcast TV viewer that advertisers already covet. Figure out a way to get the same advertisers integrated into the games as would advertise on a TV series (and not through lame-ass banner ads either) and there's your financial model.
 
This is a tangent, but I remember reading a published fan short story where, due to a transporter malfunction, Captain Kirk and one or two others are transported from their universe to ours and William Shatner and the actors are transported to the universe where Star Trek is real. Shatner has at least to feign command of the Enterprise during an encounter with the Klingons.

Sounds pretty much like Galaxy Quest.
 
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