Back to the 1990s. Or 2370s. Depending on how you want to look at it. I'm putting "Fascination" back on from the beginning. I ended up giving
Section 31 a 3.
Yes, you read that right. Here's hoping for better from here...
"Fascination" (Continued)
Instead of the standard format I normally use, we're doing something different this time. Here's a list of moments where I cringed, rolled my eyes, yelled at the projection screen, or all three:
1. Jake telling Kira he's interested in her. -->
Screamed at that one before! Then shut the episode off for a few days!
2. Bariel trying to make the moves on Dax.
3. O'Brien being jealous of Keiko.
4. Jake telling his father Marta was too immature and he'll always be at Kira's side. -->
Turned the episode off (again!!!) before turning it back on!
5. Quark giving advice to O'Brien about women. "You let your women go out in public, hold jobs, wear clothing, and you wonder why your marriages fall apart!"
6. Bariel resisting Kira, who's acting like Luaxana, and saying he needs to find Jadzia! -->
Screamed again!
7. "Thank you, Nerys, for being such a good friend!" -->
A song came to mind. Yup, that's right...
I have to stop the list for a moment to play this.
"Thank you for being a friend... "
My mother used to watch this, she had it on in the living room, and I watched with her. And don't even try to lie! You watched it too.
Back to the list!
8. So this one isn't a cringe or a scream, and this point I'm just laughing! Sisko and Dax don't know how to tell Kira about Bariel, and then Dax starts making the moves on Sisko!
If Gene Roddenberry were alive, he would've loved this episode! But he's not the one watching this right now!
9. Jake went up to Kira
-- again!!! -- and I yelled, "COME ON!!!!"


10. O'Brien to Keiko, "You're right. I'm an idiot!" Now I'm just watching a stupid sitcom. "I said some things that were pretty stupid." Yeah, you did. But you know what else is stupid? This episode!


--- 34 minutes into this, they finally figure out something's going on. ---
11. Bashir wants to examine Kira to see what's going on, then Bashir and Kira kiss! Then that kiss turns into more serious kissing! If this were cable, it would've turned into...
12. Bariel fighting Sisko for Jadzia, and then Jazia punching Bariel down onto the ground!
13. Quark and... Keiko?!
Then Bashir finds out Luaxana had a virus that spread to everyone.
At the end of the episode Luaxana Troi, "This is one Bajoran Gratitude Ceremony, they won't be forgetting soon!"
Definitely not! But at least she figures out Odo isn't in love with her.
For the first five or 10 minutes, this looked like it could've been an okay episode. Then it descended right up until almost the very end. It was trying to be funny, but I don't think it was.
Summing Up: There are two types of Luaxana Troi episodes. Ones that are much better than you would've thought... and then episodes like this. Way too many cringe moments, way too much rolling my eyes.
Section 31 was bad, it's true, but this was also bad. Just a different
type of bad. But unfortunately, the result is still the same.
I give it a 3.
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What a rough couple of days for me watching Star Trek!!! But it's only going to get better from here, because next time is "Past Tense" and then, after that, "Caretaker" in the VOY Forum! Looking forward to both.