If we're going to be more elaborate, here are my expanded rankings:
Peak TNG
First Contact
PIC Season 3
PIC Season 1
Good TNG
PIC Season 2
Mediocre TNG
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (I'd prefer to stick to TNG & PIC in this list, but since someone else mentioned it... )
TNG Movies that aren't First Contact
Bad TNG
Michael Bay Transformers (at least the first three, I haven't seen anything since)
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The food-poisoning I had in 2011 that made me throw up 36 times, lose 20 pounds, and put me in a hospital for four days with my kidneys shut down and an I.V. hooked up into my arm. There were a few times during that ordeal where I thought I was going to die.
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FOX News
Very Short Treks
Unranked:
Happy Days --> I saw bits and pieces of it when I was a little kid, never an entire episode, at least that I remember.
Transformers: The Movie (1986) --> I liked it when I was younger, but I have no idea what I'd think of that movie in my 40s.
Manos the Hands of Fate --> Never heard of it in my life.
Gobots --> Haven't seen it since I was... five?