But only the ones involved in Swedish traffic violations.
Provoking traffic offences, common outside sweden?
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But only the ones involved in Swedish traffic violations.
Have you seen their women????? Hell, the dudes ain't aint bad either!
Positive stereotypes FTW!
Yes, I should think Swedes are much more likely to die from chronic boredom and depression than violence. At least, that’s the impression I get from their movies.
Feuded? Please, they caught me and they fined me. I hacked a bloody pedophile, i'm sorry that doesn't fit your pretty picture of me as the "swedish evil criminal mastermind".
The USMC (US Marines) weren't in Sweden, a representative from the USMC was in Sweden, in order to investigate the "claims" that US military weapons were smuggled into Sweden. Well apparently they weren't. Which is strange, because the serial numbers i photographed matched a shipment in their database according my mate.
Hold on, chill out. Take a day or so to think about why people have this reaction to you. I've never been out to attack you. It's just difficult to take you seriously when you have several stories that seem outrageous. You also seem really aggressive sometimes. But I'm sure that there's more to you, so why not let us see another side? There's nothing to prove here. Just let us get to know you, maybe tone down some of your personal stories. You're quite young, aren't you? Pace yourself a bit.
I apologize, Kestra. My post was in no way aimed at you. I've been known to have my temper get the better of me. Something my girlfriend seem to be willing to put up with for some strange reason. And yes, 19 is pretty young i suppose.
As for my outrageous stories. There is nothing outrageous about them in my opinion.
Number One: That copper pissed me off because he pulled a stunt not even i would be willing to pull. And i'm pretty crazy. He risked my life, he risked his life and his partner's and her risked everyone's life in the vicinity just so he can give me a speeding ticket. The road was icy, it was -10 Celsius, I barely saw the hood of my car because of the snowstorm and it was a 70kph road. It dangerous enough to drive there without someone else pressuring you and stressing you out. And if you really think about it, you would've been pissed too. And just because he carries a gun doesn't make him right. By that definition I can do whatever i want as well. If a school teacher had done that i would've yelled at him too. I will not hold back just because he's a copper. An honestly, what did i say that was so bad? I called him an incompetent bastard, in a roundabout way called him gay, and i sarcastically asked him if he was deaf. Trust me, coppers here in Sweden have gotten far worse.
Number two: You are rinding home on your motorbike 11pm on a saturday night in a city that is know for its crime. A dark black sedan forces you off the road and into the ditch. You tell me, wouldn't you have reacted the same way? I realized who the bloke was because i had met him before, but it was after i hit him with the helmet. But it wouldn't have made a difference if i did recognize him in time. Cause and effect. He threatened me, I reacted. I did not intend to give him a concussion, but it happened. He did not identify himself as a police officer. Therefore he was considered a civilian in the eyes of the law. He was reprimanded and I got away with self defence and an apology from the chief. For the record, they didnt pay for the damage on the bike.
Number three: I don't believe the USMC weapons need an explanation. I heard a rumor though the grapevine and i took a few pictures which i sent to a friend in the USMC. Who in turn took the case higher until they sent someone to sweden to investigate. Bottom line, i did a favor for someone by photographing a crime scene with a DSLR and telescope optics. The worst I did was mess up some poor bastards day at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
Number four: Me and a few friends hacked the computer of a pedophile. I dont have to explain why, do I? We served him on a silver platter by emailing his twisted pictures to the police with his own email address, but we payed for it. No good deed goes unpunished. They caught us and we were fined. They did a good job tracing us and I can live with the consequences of my actions.
Did you know that all their furniture transforms into giant robots?
Every time I check back here it gets better. First he's shouting foul-mouthed abuse in the face of a traffic officer, now he's catching paedophiles.
Ares63 is my favourite poster on TrekBBS by quite a margin.
And that is wrong exactly why? Really, I'd like to know.
You know, I really should just tell you to bugger off. But I wont. You were annoying in the beginning, but now you're starting to amuse me.
Btw, You could at east give me the courtesy of spelling my username right. But I suppose that too much to ask of you, isn't it?
At east you don't make mistakes with your own posts...
It was the strangest experience at IKEA. I was walking around admiring the substandard quality furniture products when I noticed this IKEA security guard following me. It was subtle as I'd turn a corner, look back, and he was there. I would check the price of a low quality futon and he was feigning interest in a set of boxy looking bookshelves.
But then he started being more obvious. I'm eyeing some Swedish cooking accessories and I turn and he's right there up in my grill. I know it was instinct, but I grabbed a crayfish boiling bucket off the faux linoleum kitchen display counter and bonked that security guard over the head. I was like, WTF?
But the weird part was how this security guard acted. He regained his composure after I smashed his noggin and just glared at me. I was like, "Why are you following me?!" and shit. All he could say was, "Why did you stop?" in this creepy low tone.
Then I was jumped by about five more IKEA security that came out of what seemed like nowhere. I think that IKEA stuff is rife with hidden panels that disguise secret passages throughout the store. They jumped me like a bunch of blonde haired, blue eyed, sickly pale skinned vitamin D deficient ninjas. They dragged me through their over priced, badly constructed furniture store to the exit and threw me out on my ear!
But the worst was when they turned and walked away. One of them, and I assumed it was their leader by the cut of his pantaloons he was wearing, knelt down and said, "You saw nothing. You don't mess with the Swedish Mafia, doncha know." I coulda sworn I heard the cocking of an M4, the kind the USMC uses, behind me head! I got up and ran as hard as I could back to my Yaris and drove out of their parking garage like a salmon up a fjord, trying desperately to get the smell of free meatballs out of my head.
I'm still scared. I flinch whenever I see a fair haired person walking toward me. I had to turn around the picture of the girl on the Swiss Miss hot chocolate box in my cupboard - too similar. I live in fear that I may now be targeted by IKEA special forces and get rubbed out by a guy named Ole Oleson.
I think yer on to something here, Ares! I think this corruption goes deeper than you first thought. They have infiltrated the American Northwest!
Oh God! I've said too much. I just heard a noise downstairs. This might be my only chance to get the word out. Pass this on before it's too late! Good luck!
But then he started being more obvious. I'm eyeing some Swedish cooking accessories and I turn and he's right there up in my grill. I know it was instinct, but I grabbed a crayfish boiling bucket off the faux linoleum kitchen display counter and bonked that security guard over the head. I was like, WTF?
But the weird part was how this security guard acted. He regained his composure after I smashed his noggin and just glared at me. I was like, "Why are you following me?!" and shit. All he could say was, "Why did you stop?" in this creepy low tone.
Then I was jumped by about five more IKEA security that came out of what seemed like nowhere. I think that IKEA stuff is rife with hidden panels that disguise secret passages throughout the store. They jumped me like a bunch of blonde haired, blue eyed, sickly pale skinned vitamin D deficient ninjas. They dragged me through their over priced, badly constructed furniture store to the exit and threw me out on my ear!
But the worst was when they turned and walked away. One of them, and I assumed it was their leader by the cut of his pantaloons he was wearing, knelt down and said, "You saw nothing. You don't mess with the Swedish Mafia, doncha know." I coulda sworn I heard the cocking of an M4, the kind the USMC uses, behind me head! I got up and ran as hard as I could back to my Yaris and drove out of their parking garage like a salmon up a fjord, trying desperately to get the smell of free meatballs out of my head.
I'm still scared. I flinch whenever I see a fair haired person walking toward me. I had to turn around the picture of the girl on the Swiss Miss hot chocolate box in my cupboard - too similar. I live in fear that I may now be targeted by IKEA special forces and get rubbed out by a guy named Ole Oleson.
I think yer on to something here, Ares! I think this corruption goes deeper than you first thought. They have infiltrated the American Northwest!
Oh God! I've said too much. I just heard a noise downstairs. This might be my only chance to get the word out. Pass this on before it's too late! Good luck!
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Teach her to press the clutch when changing gear instead of wrenching the gearstick from first to second and so on.
No amount of quality control will make up for that.
Glad to have you back Ares98.
Thank you.
Its an automatic btw. The previous owner (elderly gentleman) only drove it maybe a dozen times. Its practically brand new.
Really? That seems odd.
Its a california import, mate. And stick is a clear minority in the US.
But automatic isn't all that uncommon in the uk either. Yes, stick is far more common. But automatics are on the rise again.
Personally, i have a thing for halfautomatic cars. Like mercedes' touchshift or VAG's tiptronic.
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