Pranks you could pull if you were a Q

[Nerys Myk]

This has already happened. You just haven’t wised up yet.

Line!

 

[Forbin]

I'd make all politicians tell the absolute truth at all times. THAT'll screw those bastards up!

 

[at Quark's]

^Compulsive truth-speakers? A bit like Cartman in that south park Tourette episode?

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

I'd make all politicians tell the absolute truth at all times. THAT'll screw those bastards up!

There's a funky Power records TREK story called In Vino Veritas in which a civilian villain named Coriolanus Quince sabotages a Federation peace conference against Kirk, Spock, the Klingons and Romulans by spiking their beverages with ''clear potion''...forcing them all to tell the absolute truth. At one point Kirky calls his opponents ''bloodsuckers.'' Spock, as expected, maintains self-control. But in the end, Kirk declares that it's often better to give slight evasions and exaggerations rather than expose one's true feelings. I'll leave it at that for you worthless swine to ponder.

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

I'd change every woman's hairstyle into hair with a bun just because it would be the Q thing to do

 

[somebuddyX]

I'd like to do something like the Tiny Planet from the Voyager intro and have them run into a tiny planet for real or make the ship really big.