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Poor, pathetic Neelix

we know she has an adult body.

It's the same as one of us, well most of us seducing a retarded person.

I mean, how hard would it be?

"Take your clothes off and I'll give you a jelly bean."

That's all Neelix had to do to bed a 5 month old Kes.

Earlier I described him as Mad Max.

Like Conan when he takes the throne!

A saviour and a redeemer.

That hedgehog didn't need no stinking jelly beans.

Even if kes' brain did work like a super computer, which it did, adsorbing thousands of times more information as a mere human can, experiencing a superior quality of life, that she would have the mental and emotional acuity to match wits with a 40 year old human by the time she's six months old... She was still raised in box, homed schooled and then beaten till she settled for servicing space hillbillies as a waitress. If she has the "experience" she can own that situation ass backwards after a few seconds of mulling with her superior mayfly brain, but that still doesn't take away from the fact that when she met Neelix and his sexual appetite, she was an omnivirgin to %90 everything she would experience and master over the course of her brief life time...

And gods would she out grow him quick.

Can you imagine dating the same guy you were wen you were 16? Not grow with the guy, but he's exactly the same and you've doubled and trebled your maturity?

By the end of their relationship it was Kes who was the paedophile.
 
oh stop! I can't even think about that! ick!

What Neelix says in "The Voyager Conspiracy" pretty cements in canon that he was gettin jiggy with Kes when she was like 5 months old or something.

But when she was five months old, she waas physically and emotionally 18 Earth years old, given their accelerated aging.

*I* find it creepy, but I have a hard time flat saying that it's wrong.


When she was one year old, she was physically and emotionally 18 earth years old - this is where we saw her in "Caretaker".

When she was FIVE MONTHS old, she was probably the equivalent to a ten year old or less.
 
Have you met an 18 year old recently?

Jen may have been 18 or so when she was filming Caretaker, but she was reading the part of 30 year old early on and getting months older by the passing of every episode.

Neelix lying to get janeway to save kes.

Neelix questioning the Captain's right to make choices for her crew ion the cloud.

Neelix being super jealous in twisted.

Neelix getting into a food fight with Tom in paturation.

Lying and smuggling drugs responding to peer pressure from Wixiban in some episode.

Saying he was an expert on space elevators when he really used to just play with toys... That's flight of the phoenix!

It's possible that Talaxians mature much slower than they physically age.

He's an antiOcampa.
 
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