Poop Burger

[Locutus of Bored]

I wonder how long it took for them to notice they'd been punked?

I'm not one to encourage vandalism, but I have to admit that I chuckled every time I was getting on the freeway and saw that the local Black Angus steakhouse had a broken "g" on their sign with backlit letters. It only took them about ten years before they finally got sick of replacing it and went with a solid sign lit from below.

The joke itself wasn't really the amusing part, but rather the endless struggle between the restaurant replacing the g-sign and it getting broken again soon after. It was like their own little steakhouse cold war.

Different place, but same idea:

 

[KJbushway]

I will stick to growing plants and eating veggie burgers. My favorite burger is fried onions and mushrooms with a cooked burger. I don't want my favorite burger to become fried veggies with shit on the side.

 

[Goliath]

I rather like veggie burgers with cheese and bacon.

Come to think of it--I like just about anything with cheese and bacon.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I rather like veggie burgers with cheese and bacon.

Come to think of it--I like just about anything with cheese and bacon.

It seems we have more in common than I thought.

 

[Goliath]

I rather like veggie burgers with cheese and bacon.

Come to think of it--I like just about anything with cheese and bacon.

It seems we have more in common than I thought.

If it doesn't taste better with cheese and bacon, it probably wasn't edible in the first place.

 

[JarodRussell]

That's a marketing nightmare

anyways why not feed it to animals be much better then to humans?? but i guess we then will eat the animals who ate the human poo burger which means....... I'm confused now

LOL, Star Trek fans should actually already be okay with the idea of poop getting restructured to food.

 

[KJbushway]

Well Trip said to the little kids that the poop went to making boots and other materials, not food. Also, with replicators its just using the atoms of the crap, not the actual crap.

 

[pimp]

That's a marketing nightmare

anyways why not feed it to animals be much better then to humans?? but i guess we then will eat the animals who ate the human poo burger which means....... I'm confused now

LOL, Star Trek fans should actually already be okay with the idea of poop getting restructured to food.

true that

 

[M'Sharak]

I rather like veggie burgers with cheese and bacon.

Come to think of it--I like just about anything with cheese and bacon.

It seems we have more in common than I thought.

If it doesn't taste better with cheese and bacon, it probably wasn't edible in the first place.

Words to live by.

 

[scotpens]

Eat recycled food!

Why not? A million dogs can’t be wrong!

Every culture has its food taboos. One culture's delicious is another culture's disgusting.

Except for the Thai. Apparently, they'll eat anything.

“If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.”
— H.R.H. Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

Also, with replicators its just using the atoms of the crap, not the actual crap.

If you’re extracting protein from fecal matter, it’s just protein molecules, not the actual fecal matter. Same difference.

 

[KJbushway]

Yes but its easier to get over the fact that it came from crap with the replicator.

 

[Witterquick]

I wouldn't find it so nauseating had I not seen that making-of video. Those bacteria and that machine churning out strings of goo just look gross.

 

[Holdfast]

Look, at least they're going to the effort of actually reprocessing it... that's a step up from some takeaways I've had.

 

[CuttingEdge100]

Yeah, but isn't there a risk of prion disease propagation?

 

[CaptainStoner]

Excuse me, I have to make a burger.