ITL said:
They should make The Canon Cannon canon. And then blow it up. With a cannon.
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Yeah but if you were to stick the business end of the aforesaid cannon in the Canon Cannon's own aperature, would that then be a Cannon Violation ...



ITL said:
They should make The Canon Cannon canon. And then blow it up. With a cannon.
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Stag said:
ITL said:
They should make The Canon Cannon canon. And then blow it up. With a cannon.
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Yeah but if you were to stick the business end of the aforesaid cannon in the Canon Cannon's own aperature, would that then be a Cannon Violation ...![]()
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ssosmcin said:
After a couple of disappointing films, out comes the "time travel" plot that seems to being in the great unwashed. No not US (this time), but the non-fans. And, like TVH and FC, there will be plot holes aplenty, because any time travel plot like this can be too easily shot down. There are too many variables.
"Why waste time on killing Kirk's father? Why not stop the formation of the Federation? Or kill Shinzon? He did more to fuck up the Romulans than anyone."
"Kirk was crucial to the formation of the federation? I was pretty sure it existed before he showed up. Killing Kirk will just put another captain in his place."
"Romulans? Thorn? Cripes, Kirk ran into them, like, three times. Seems to me that the Klingons would have a bigger problem with him. Or the Feeders of Vaal."
So, how is this gonna play out? Kirk going blithely about his business, while Romulans skulk about trying to do him in? Yet, every time they try, Spock secretly stops each attempt.
"There's Kirk. When he opens the door, the can of paint will swing down and hit him in the nuts."
Door opens, Spock shouts from around the corner "Hey Kirk, you dad was a pussy!" Kirk runs to beat up the source of the insult and the paint can misses Kirk and heads right at the Romulans...
"Ah shit!"
"D'OH!"
Sharr Khan said:
This should reinforce by the way that this film will be within existing continuity from start to end.
Ethros said:
Time travel... very original
Flake said:
Another thing - The Feds aren't going to leave this planet for anyone to find, Nero isn't going to get in there without one hell of a fight first, perhaps its this fight that causes them to get thrown back to this particular point.
Number6 said:
This sounds a lot like the plot from a New Voyages ep.
I hope this is just a rumour.
THAT STAR TREK BUSINESS
MARK GOLDBERG or ANYONE ELSE:
Would someone go to that site, and suggest to those people there, that "City" and all its elements EXCEPT specific Star Trek characters, belong to Harlan Ellison--author of that much-lauded episode--by terms of the Separation of Rights clause of the Writers Guild's Minimum Basic Agreement (MBA), and if Mr. Abrams--with whom I'm currently on strike--or anyone else, at Paramount or elsewhere, thinks they're going to use MY creations--whether the City, the Guardians, Sister Edith Keeler, or any other elements CREATED BY HARLAN ELLISON...they had damned well better lose the unilateral arrogance, get in touch with me, or my agent, Marty Shapiro, and be prepared to pay for the privilege of mining the lode I own.
Thank you, and thank Peter David, who just called to alert me, as have you, Mark, to yet another gimmegimme grab by Paramount and the Star trek francchise that makes billions, but withholds recognition or recompense to the artists who labored in that vein.
Yr. Pal, Harlan
CorporalClegg said:
So they took a few episodes, a movie, and novel plots threw them all into a pot and sprinkled in some time-travel and its subsequent reset button?
What's changed?
New management, same old B.S.
God, I hope this is a fake.
Rat Boy said:
Over/Under on how long it takes Ellison to throw a public fit over this?
Patrickivan said:
No more time travel stories!
Outpost4 said:
^ With this now added into the mix, I've got to believe this whole Gardian of Forever plot leak is a crock of shit. Free publicity and buzz is all this is about, not ST:XI.
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