Old picture but OMG MAGIC WATER THAT PREVENTS WET SWEATERS.
Magic water. Fancy!
I'm kinda thirsty now.
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I'm kinda thirsty now.
I think you're just dehydrated from last night.
Old picture but OMG MAGIC WATER THAT PREVENTS WET SWEATERS.
Magic water. Fancy!
I'm kinda thirsty now.
Here's one of me and my friend from last week in Dubai. I lost my camera after leaving it in a taxi, luckily I took plenty of pictures on my iphone too but they aren't half as impressive as those I took on my camera. Oh well 
And here's the worlds tallest building which you can see in the background of the first picture...
And here's the worlds tallest building which you can see in the background of the first picture...
Me! I really need a shave and some sun.
Meow!
Well, it looks like we're gonna have to fight for you.
Old picture but OMG MAGIC WATER THAT PREVENTS WET SWEATERS.
*fights urge to make wet t-shirt comment*
Well, shit, you've already made the jump into the Dark Lord's terrain and set the thread on Warp 9 for Creepyville, so go on, go nuts. You've bridged the chasm. There's no reason to get coy.
We're fortunate enough to have a crazy hot female poster who looks deliciously fuckable. And I volunteer.
*awaits Tights' restraining order*
Wow. Really?
That's so over the line, it's a dot on the horizon.
Good! Adaptation. Improvisation. But your weakness is not your technique.
It's the hotlinking.
Very discordant.
Yes, yes, we all know you like massive erections...
First day of "blazing June"...
Good! Adaptation. Improvisation. But your weakness is not your technique.
It's the hotlinking.
My feet!... i dont own a matching pair
Very discordant.
Yes, yes, we all know you like massive erections...
First day of "blazing June"...
^ To set the scene, Sean Connery is still Bond. He's trying to give his bosses the slip, as he has some top level tiffin to attend to. But as he downs his third vodka martini he spies Mr Holdfast making his way across the lawn toward him.
"Mr Bond?"
"Yesh?"
"Err.....M wants a word with you. It's about th..."
"The Russiansh?"
"Err.....yes. They're at it again. And one of our submarines has gone missing in the Baltic".
*sigh* "Shophie? I'm jusht nipping out for a while. No need to get dresshed".
*Mr Holdfast mops his brow as Bond holsters his gun and reaches for his jacket*
Dude, no. Just no. Dial it back from eleven.
^ To set the scene, Sean Connery is still Bond. He's trying to give his bosses the slip, as he has some top level tiffin to attend to. But as he downs his third vodka martini he spies Mr Holdfast making his way across the lawn toward him.
"Mr Bond?"
"Yesh?"
"Err.....M wants a word with you. It's about th..."
"The Russiansh?"
"Err.....yes. They're at it again. And one of our submarines has gone missing in the Baltic".
*sigh* "Shophie? I'm jusht nipping out for a while. No need to get dresshed".
*Mr Holdfast mops his brow as Bond holsters his gun and reaches for his jacket*
Nice one ITL.
Holdfast, what is the hat made of, cotton, linen, or straw?
^ To set the scene, Sean Connery is still Bond. He's trying to give his bosses the slip, as he has some top level tiffin to attend to. But as he downs his third vodka martini he spies Mr Holdfast making his way across the lawn toward him.
"Mr Bond?"
"Yesh?"
"Err.....M wants a word with you. It's about th..."
"The Russiansh?"
"Err.....yes. They're at it again. And one of our submarines has gone missing in the Baltic".
*sigh* "Shophie? I'm jusht nipping out for a while. No need to get dresshed".
*Mr Holdfast mops his brow as Bond holsters his gun and reaches for his jacket*
I want you to follow me around all day, providing commentary. I'd pay you, but MI6 has really cracked down on expenses since those damn MPs ruined it for all for us.
It's a genuine Panama so it's from straw. Not a particularly finely woven one though. Mid-tier at best. One day, I will get a Montecristo Superfino because sooner or later, the industry will collapse because of a lack of weavers and I want to get one before it does.
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