Personal Want Ads In The Star Trek Universe

[Dusty Ayres]

Here's mine:

Cardassian man, 30, seeks Bajoran woman, 30. Object: domination.

Horny Human male, mid 20's, seeks willing Vulcan woman, same age range, for purpose of making her his love slave. If any Vulcan women are interested e-mail Jeffrey at zedibiah@GalaxyNet.com


Okay, everybody, come up with some good ones!

 

[MANT!]

Under "Services"
Class J cargo ship for hire, will haul cargo ,of any kind ,anywhere within range with no questions asked.

Contact Captian Leo Walsh at http://www.frost-works.com/planetmudd/