Bin Laden isn't dead. His death was faked, and right now he is tortured in a secret location somewhere in Eastern Europe because he as the leader of Al Qaeda is a much greater source of information than any of his henchmen could have ever been.
I saw it in that one movie.
Tell me, are you a 9/11 Truther too?
Because that sounds like a good movie too.
"Deathers" is the new term for these people.
They include crazy nutball Alex Jones, former antiwar darling Cindy "I was crazy way back in 2003, but only some of you knew it" Sheehan.
"I am sorry, but if you believe the newest death of OBL, you're stupid. Just think to yourself--they paraded Saddam's dead sons around to prove they were dead--why do you suppose they hastily buried this version of OBL at sea? This lying, murderous Empire can only exist with your brainwashed consent--just put your flags away and THINK!"