OK I'm Hating the Gillette Thingy Poppin' Up Big on the Screen
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I presume that he is talking about Evil Ezri's threads. Unless you think threads like Was Ezri Dax too flat chested? Or Worf's penis were good threads?
I'm on board with the OP. That ad is an abomination.
I presume that he is talking about Evil Ezri's threads. Unless you think threads like Was Ezri Dax too flat chested? Or Worf's penis were good threads?
"The Flaws of Ezri Dax" was a good one, IMHO.
Now...as for the ads--yes, I hate the pop-ups--ALL of them.
Price of Internet access, I guess....
How does skinning mice help you be unbearably smug?I use them to skin mice.For my hobby.
It allows me to look upon the raw flesh of another creature and say "I'm superior to that lifeform because I still have my skin".How does skinning mice help you be unbearably smug?I use them to skin mice.
I'm not all that smart, you know.
It allows me to look upon the raw flesh of another creature and say "I'm superior to that lifeform because I still have my skin".How does skinning mice help you be unbearably smug?I use them to skin mice.
And you have its skin, too. Which should swell your sense of superiority even further
I dislike any advertisement that pushes its way onto the screen or involves noise. The Boondock Saints ads are a good recent example of the former, and I've had annoying smiley ads as an example of the latter.
Also, those advertisements about the Secret Affordable Dental Plan Lisa Needs Braces, er... yeah. I don't want to see close-ups on teeth and anyway if you're going to sell me something don't sell me nonsense. I'd rather have ads trumpeting Transformers 2 as an unmissable cinematic classic... that's lying less, and only slightly.
Also, skinning mice, sort of sick. It's best to eat them raw, live and squirming. You get a satisfied feeling, like you're really a man, with hair on his back and between his teeth.
And say what one will about Evil Ezri's threads, they're at least related to DS9 (tho' Worf's penis probably belongs in General Trek, as she didn't give any clarifying statements as to why it's just about the organ's tour de force on DS9) - this isn't even about Star Trek.
Because you know in the future they shave sonically or something. I'd like to think a Welsh chorus brushes away the stubble with their oscillating, sonorous vocalisations, but that's just my non-canon scientifically plausible speculation.
Also, those advertisements about the Secret Affordable Dental Plan Lisa Needs Braces, er... yeah. I don't want to see close-ups on teeth and anyway if you're going to sell me something don't sell me nonsense. I'd rather have ads trumpeting Transformers 2 as an unmissable cinematic classic... that's lying less, and only slightly.
Also, skinning mice, sort of sick. It's best to eat them raw, live and squirming. You get a satisfied feeling, like you're really a man, with hair on his back and between his teeth.
And say what one will about Evil Ezri's threads, they're at least related to DS9 (tho' Worf's penis probably belongs in General Trek, as she didn't give any clarifying statements as to why it's just about the organ's tour de force on DS9) - this isn't even about Star Trek.
Because you know in the future they shave sonically or something. I'd like to think a Welsh chorus brushes away the stubble with their oscillating, sonorous vocalisations, but that's just my non-canon scientifically plausible speculation.
Bet that's not the only thing it swells. The deviant.
And you have its skin, too. Which should swell your sense of superiority even further
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Remember when this forum had proper things to talk about?
We just haven't exercised our superiority over Abrams Trek enough.
Well I don't know about you guys, but I think that JJTrek is utter crap compared to the excellence that is Deep Space 9. Anyone who prefers JJTrek should be round up and shot in the gonads and left to bleed to death. Much like protestants, who are also inferior to Deep Space 9 despite the fact that they are a religious group and in no way comparable to a science fiction show.
Hey, now. This is a Star Trek forum, GodBen. Remember IDIC. We should shoot people in the gonads regardless of their regious beliefs.
But TNG's episode "The High Ground", Data cites the violent reunification of Ireland as an example of effective terrorism!
Star Trek canon dictates we'd better start cracking on the Protestant shooting or we'll soon have a major continuity violation on our hands.
Okay, fine, I'll kill people of all religious and ethnic backgrounds. But I'll secretly take more pleasure from killing prody bastards.
This is true.
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