I just can't understand how the woman watching TV would be obsessed by some one who is either a hunk of lumber, or is acting like a hunk of lumber.
Hunks of lumber aren't sexually threatening to young teenaged girls. You get over that when you get older. Yes, Clark is boring as hell. You can be a good guy and still have a little piss and vinegar to you. Welling doesn't have the abililty to convey any of that. Not that his writers give him any help.