Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
Then a mysterious portal opened
up and several time-traveling koala bears
danced out and began to hump the
control panels and bulkheads while everyone watched.
Koala semen reacted unfavourably with the computers,
causing multiple duotronic relays to stop functioning
and, freakishly, made the replicators make dozens
of animal fertility kits. And since when
was Uhura white? Oh... that's just Aurora.
And when did 23rd century starships have
forests and oceans and... is that McDonalds?"
And when did they have replicators?!? That
doesn't make any sense. Is that Superman?
Why are there 20th century superheroes flying
around our space forest??" Chekov asked.
picked up a dynamic mode converter and
rammed it's kyptonite-laced housing right up
inside the nearest power coupling. He twisted
the screws tight, then ate lunch. Afterward,
he lounged in a chair and read
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