Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
50 Shades of Earl Grey, until Kirk
came in and asked if he could
audition for part of Christian Grey.
I don't really have very good acting
skills, but I'll do ANYTHING for the
chance to see a woman in all
her naked, oiled-up glory! Tell me
is it true that women dont have
three buttocks? Because I was told that
thats what makes them different from boys."
Kirk's Academy professors had taught him that
women had long hair and three buttocks
, the middle of which had mystical powers.
That middle buttock is what makes women
so naturally irresistable to men according to
the great pre-exodus era Romulan sex handbook.
Romulan sex guides had been banned in
every major Cardassian colony, but not in
the Demilitarized Zone, which wouldn't even exist
if it weren't for some hard core
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