Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
"To hell with that," Sulu said, rising
from the toilet stall and pulling his
phaser rifle out of his
marsupial pouch on his abdomen. "I'll blast
red shirts until someone else volunteers to
(sorry about the last one I forgot this was a seven worder)
come help me get rid of this
shit and puke casserole that this guy
left sitting here beside the toilet!" Sulu's
first instinct was to eat the casserole
and gross the hell out of everyone,
but instead chose to smear it all
over his arms until they looked like
strings of spaghetti dipped in BBQ sauce
...a mental image that made everyone hungry.
"You're all freaks and sickos." Nero said,
"I'm glad I chose rampant genocide as
opposed to all this freaky-deaky bizarro
behavior you all engage in!" Then he
began to hump a watermelon.
Romulans were anatomically incompatible with
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