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but instead he made Chekov clean it

 

with Turtle Wax and drill holes into

 

it to fit his bifurcated Vulcanoid appendage.

 

Romulan sexual practices dictated that the male

 

first use beatnik poetry to seduce potential

 

partners, then entertain them with renditions of

 

"Banned From Argo", at which point they

 

would strip down to their skivvies and

 

apply liberal amounts of Frank's Hot Sauce (TM)

 

to one another's bare thighs until they

 

caught fire. At that point, they took

 

weenies on sticks and roasted them over

 

the warp core that was overheating.

"Ummmm,

 

dilithium-flavored weenies! My favorite!" Scotty took

 

one of the radioactive spiders from the core,

 

stuck it down Chekov's shirt and started

 

tugging on his nose. The spider bit

 

Pavel's right nipple and then spun a

 

Tholian superweb over the engine room.

"Fuck!

 

It'll take days to clean this up!"