Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
but instead he made Chekov clean it
with Turtle Wax and drill holes into
it to fit his bifurcated Vulcanoid appendage.
Romulan sexual practices dictated that the male
first use beatnik poetry to seduce potential
partners, then entertain them with renditions of
"Banned From Argo", at which point they
would strip down to their skivvies and
apply liberal amounts of Frank's Hot Sauce (TM)
to one another's bare thighs until they
caught fire. At that point, they took
weenies on sticks and roasted them over
the warp core that was overheating.
dilithium-flavored weenies! My favorite!" Scotty took
one of the radioactive spiders from the core,
stuck it down Chekov's shirt and started
tugging on his nose. The spider bit
Pavel's right nipple and then spun a
Tholian superweb over the engine room.
It'll take days to clean this up!"
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