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"Ach, the site's locked!" Scotty
complained as he tried to override the
"Stop that!" the computer demanded,
"You are not authorized to access my
mainframe, especially when it's to pollute me
with your carbon-based filth".
"Ach, quiet you
or I'll start installin' Windows 95 on
you; you'll be the Duotronic laughing stock
Appalled, the computer shut itself
off from the bridge. The intercom sounded.
This wasn't the first time
this had happened so nobody
could fly the ship, or play Angry
Eel-Birds during beta shift.
"Break out the
rum ye sods. We be having a
genuine invite to Admiral Nogura's FleetMoot debriefing
and we'll never survive it sober!"
whipped up some mint juleps and spiked
them with Cordrazine, which sent everyone competely
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