Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
"go Frodo," as they call it. Pike's
old high school sweetheart was visiting him
and he was shocked to see how
much weight she had gained since they
broke up in senior year. She must
have been listed on Federation star charts.
Her gravitational field was so intense that
not even a black hole could resist
its pull. Spock wondered how red matter
would affect her so he isolated some
and shot it down her throat, causing
her stomach to become a black hole.
She collapsed in on herself, startling everyone.
Her event horizon ripped several redshirts apart
and sucked up one of Sulu's legs!
Sulu barely kept himself from being sucked
(I know...I know...I know...)
in even further by grabbing Chekov and
hoping that the Russian's accent would be
in compliance with both ISO and ASA
regulations regarding accents and their capacity to
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