Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
the crew along with
"Semen! Semen! Evvverywhere!"
Canadian McCoy screamed as he jumped into
a Christmas ham decorated with Xindi eggs.
He was wearing a Mountie hat and
no pants. Or underpants. Or socks. Or
anything else. He saluted a portrait of
Karl Urban and said "What an actor!"
Then he took off his shirt and
cried at the sight of his moobs.
"Nurse Chapel, prepare for a moob reduction
and don't forget to pack the special
barbecue sauce packets into my left moob!"
"Right away, Doctor," said Chapel as she
began wiping the muck from the hacksaw.
"Yes! Yes! I feast on the anarchy!"
He yelled as he licked the hacksaw
"'ur'he 'ha'e', re'he'hera'hor 'ea'e!"
"Regenerator, coming up!"
Everybody was so confused that they fainted
and dreamt of Nero doing the crazy
Macarena dance with the Queen of Scalos
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